The Way Home

[joe ox 2,574]

1 minute ago, Stephen unwin. said:

A butcher in Leeds said to me one day he left his lurcher in the car then said if I gave you a Stanley knife you couldn't do as much damage in ten minutes as that dog did

He gets muzzled now!

[Stephen unwin. 255]

1 minute ago, joe ox said:

He gets muzzled now!

Buggars art they bud.another pal of mine his dog dug through his f-----g sofa while he wer out

[joe ox 2,574]

1 minute ago, Stephen unwin. said:

Buggars art they bud.another pal of mine his dog dug through his f-----g sofa while he wer out

Its not funny at the time but you can laugh about it later.

[Stephen unwin. 255]

Just now, joe ox said:

Its not funny at the time but you can laugh about it later.

You could slaughter em at the time 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Me an missus just set up house together, first one an all that jazz. So goes an boys a leather suite with some money our parents had gave us, best part of 2k an a few days later it gets delivered an then that night I went to see a litter a lurchers, took a bitch pup, Sal/Coll/grey an took it home, dog was perfect, quiet in its new kennel, we went bed one afternoon that the mother in law had new baby an left pup down stairs an come back an it had chewed a giant mouse like hole in kitchen door an a hole big enough for it to walk straight into the back of the sofa an complete destroyed the middle seat, both ends were still perfect . Fcuking hell me an that dog slept in kennel for a good while after I’ll tell ye

[Stephen unwin. 255]

10 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Never stopped either the cnut, died at 5 an had made more kindling in them 5 years than a few generations a beaver ever could done a John hubery timber kennel in 3 weeks an it wasn’t even her kennel bought galv panels an built a brick sleeping box for that cnut in end

My pup has just started on't kitchen table keep hearing knoring sounds coming fromt kitchen. Keep telling him to behave but the knoring continues 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

1 hour ago, W. Katchum said:

Get rid of the table

It'll eat summat else then like katchum it'll come through, t kitchen door and do a gud un ont telly or,t leather suite 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

But it’s got character I usually try an annoy em with the wife’s stuff when she at work so it chews her slippers an stuff

I ad a Springer that wer a little f----r for arlasses shoes she cost me some coin replacing shoes

[Stephen unwin. 255]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

My lad got a plummer which is the death to many an ugg boot pal, Fcuking thing has caused some quiet nights I’ll tell ye

A mate of mine had a ridgeback and after doing stuff with his missus he let the dog lick his fingers and the dog started eating her undies 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Poor dog got the horn

When I wer 18 I had a dh col grey I walked to me mams one Sunday me mam n dad wer still at club and the little f----r had the joint off the worktop I just cut the end off the dog had and told her I'd made a sarnie 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

1 minute ago, Balaur said:

I had a Russell dig out an ex's sofa. That was tears. I've seen a landy gutted by a bull x even the door panels. 

Had it up on bricks an,t lot

[Stephen unwin. 255]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

Bored bullx can do some damage.

Mines chewin summat now Betta  go see 

[Trev70 5,185]

14 hours ago, joe ox said:

He gets muzzled now!

We had a half cross dog do it as soon as you hit the field and heard you giving the motor some, he had my mate’s shoulder in his mouth one night and l once went out with some lads and they had a dog that Splash farted with excitement when you gave the motor some

Edited January 9, 2019 by Trev70

[Stephen unwin. 255]

Little t--ts been in't bin fish n chip papers allover and a pile of shite pups eh!

[Stephen unwin. 255]

4 minutes ago, Trev70 said:

We had a half cross dog do it as soon as you hit the field and heard you giving the motor some, he had my mate’s shoulder in his mouth one night and l once went out with some lads and they had a dog that Plash farted with excitement when you gave the motor some

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