your inllaws mother father

[king 11,984]

2 minutes ago, The one said:

Was she no flattered you fancied her mate ?.

 

She started screaming I was committed to getting into the bed her husband didn't know what the feck was going on.then the wife was on the stairs landing shouting like feck.

The good old days lol.

[Meece 1,958]

I love the wife, she  is straight, honest, hard working, strong, both physically and mentality and really, really hot but where this all came from I don't know.  I have no respect for either of her parents. He was a weak  mouse of a man who was pretty indecisive and she is just a kow who made his life and anyone else's a misery. Probably what she needed ( but what do I know) was to be tied to a tree, flogged and half a dozen blokes run through her until she showed some respect for others. (Regularly). He has passed and we do a lot for her but the sooner she karks it, the world will be a better place. Just drawing fresh air.  Still lets be charitable, it is Christmas.

[j j m 6,579]

im glad ive only got a mother inlaw to contend with she has her moments

[The one 8,529]

The in laws are who they are but as long as they treated the kids the same it would be fine by my . there's some who show preference to the eldest or a girl i couldn't be arsed with that , I couldnt care how they treated me i make my own destiny 

[j j m 6,579]

got to admit my mother inlaw treats all the kids the same,and they all get the same

[Blackmag 6,143]

That big fat greedy bog eyed b*****d is coming for its Xmas dinner no doubt it will tell me were im going wrong in life I hope the cnut chokes on a sprout mother-in-law more like a law to herself 

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

2 hours ago, king said:

On my wedding night after a skinfull and a load of class A I had a boner like a scaffold tube.a few hrs in bed with the wife she said no more.

I then went into the next bedroom and jumped into bed with the mother in law who was with her husband.with my 3rd leg like a magic wand 

Breakfast was awkward that morning

So yea Xmas isn't the same lol

you took beer googles to another level

[South hams hunter 8,938]

My in-laws are gems, treat me no different to their kids and treat all my girls like princesses. Couldn't have asked for better, we'll spend Christmas day with her folks and may see her brothers.

 

Boxing day we have my brother's, sister and nan round here but won't see my folks

[j j m 6,579]

ha ha blackmag

[j j m 6,579]

nice if you have good inlaws

[Daniel cain 46,681]

3 hours ago, The one said:

The in laws are who they are but as long as they treated the kids the same it would be fine by my . there's some who show preference to the eldest or a girl i couldn't be arsed with that , I couldnt care how they treated me i make my own destiny 

that's the reason why I f****d my old girl off....having favourites..told her ,treat them all the same or jog on

[NEWKID 27,716]

In laws, wife's uncle and auntie from Guernsey and my folks here on Xmas day...like a saga holiday ffs..lol

Get on great with the in laws, father in law is a proper character 75 and will be up all night with a drink and a yap... the rest of the family and friends coming boxing day...we're 12 for Xmas day and up to 35 for boxing day now...what could possibly go wrong lol

[mackem 28,306]

Theres a lot to be said for having most branches of the family 1000's of miles away,plus points when I need a holiday and mega plus points when I want a quiet relaxing Christmas  inlaws are outlaws.

[Waz 4,275]

Best thing about getting rid of my ex was I dont have to have her parents around me. I should thank them! they actually had a big hand in splitting me n the ex up, they done me a huge favour. I wish id got out a lot sooner. 

[paulus 26]

All dead, RIP and all that but life goes on, if you don’t miss them when there here, then you definitely won’t when there gone, merry Christmas lol