Deer dogs

[Daniel cain 45,882]

we will have to arrange a "THL Wilderness Weekender" no beans allowed....only what you catch with your jukels and bare hands...see how they fair after drinking nettle tea and eating roadkill for a few days??points for bivvy erecting,fire starting and best camo face painting....

[Big Ron 1,157]

27 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

we will have to arrange a "THL Wilderness Weekender" no beans allowed....only what you catch with your jukels and bare hands...see how they fair after drinking nettle tea and eating roadkill for a few days??points for bivvy erecting,fire starting and best camo face painting....

Count me in Dan long as we can bring a few cans of the apple juice 

[Big Ron 1,157]

57 minutes ago, socks said:

So are you guys saying bill isn’t the Rambo schwarzenegger Bruce lee raw liver eating dog master worlds best hunter survivalist expert in the world ??? 

Thank f**k for that I’ve been to afraid to travel past Birmingham in case I stopped for a piss and bill leapt out from a bush wearing his speedos and camo smock and beat me up ......

[Saltmoon 2,208]

34 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

we will have to arrange a "THL Wilderness Weekender" no beans allowed....only what you catch with your jukels and bare hands...see how they fair after drinking nettle tea and eating roadkill for a few days??points for bivvy erecting,fire starting and best camo face painting....

Probably bring a pop up tent and some Pringles then if I'm counting on what the dog will catch

[shaaark 10,886]

All this wilderness mullarkey takes me back many moons ago. Me and a mate went camping, we were about 11 years old. There was no 'wild camping' then, just camping. We survived for 3 nights and 4 days, on six slices of bread and a packet fig rolls, f**k all else. Was hard like, but we survived. Happy days

Edited December 29, 2018 by shaaark

[delswal 3,819]

On 19/12/2018 at 10:56, border lad said:

a very good dog for that job is a Saluki greyhound, with a GPS collar on him 

What a waste of a good collar 

[stormyboy 1,352]

Wild Bill you're quoting yourself again.

Then, I guess you're the only fecker that understands your posts...

[billhardy 2,342]

4 hours ago, socks said:

So are you guys saying bill isn’t the Rambo schwarzenegger Bruce lee raw liver eating dog master worlds best hunter survivalist expert in the world ??? 

Thank f**k for that I’ve been to afraid to travel past Birmingham in case I stopped for a piss and bill leapt out from a bush wearing his speedos and camo smock and beat me up ......

If that your thing socks that's fine by me but there be no speedos lol yas don't get near the border if fear that might get captured lol atb bill

[billhardy 2,342]

6 hours ago, Big Ron said:

 

Now your Prob thinking Big Ron prob has some experience  in this type of field to say this statement , do you stop the whoppers now or risk digging a bigger hole ? 

You crack on mate , sometimes i find you assuming and when I find the whoppers too much I just don't read the posts   so no harm done 

But none of that coded shit no one can read when blokes start sussing the whoppers and you put a smoke screen up to escape 

So itake it I can book yas a place Ron yeah or nay I'll I stay or will I go that his the simple question da thee,no apple juice fa the big lad yas can catch five with katchum on the way up,lol atb bill

[Greyman 28,822]

4 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

we will have to arrange a "THL Wilderness Weekender" no beans allowed....only what you catch with your jukels and bare hands...see how they fair after drinking nettle tea and eating roadkill for a few days??points for bivvy erecting,fire starting and best camo face painting....

Game for that mate,catty and snares acceptable ? 

[Daniel cain 45,882]

Just now, Greyman said:

Game for that mate,catty and snares acceptable ? 

yes mate and blow pipes

[shaaark 10,886]

Just now, Daniel cain said:

yes mate and blow pipes

Kin el, I thought it was going to be somewhere in this country, not the f***ing amazon rainforest!

[billhardy 2,342]

3 hours ago, Big Ron said:

big Ron I get that weight offa yes in ten days I first y'all get some decent fresh air in yas then I'll clem ya ta near exhaustion every single day and night they'll need another smock smaller size when yas ve tour back down .atb bill

[socks 32,253]

10 minutes ago, billhardy said:

If that your thing socks that's fine by me but there be no speedos lol yas don't get near the border if fear that might get captured lol atb bill

Never mind the border I’ve been to afraid to leave Wiltshire since you threatened to beat me up

[billhardy 2,342]

1 minute ago, socks said:

Never mind the border I’ve been to afraid to leave Wiltshire since you threatened to beat me up

Me thinks big rons at the double prepping fa when he wakes up apple juice on chill fecking hells fire atb billBill