dont call your kid adolf

[bell 3,598]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

Do ye call him handy Mandy

Hes got bandy legs so I actually call him bandy handy mandy 

[Blackbriar 8,569]

1 hour ago, bell said:

I have a traveller mate called Mandy...……...as you might guess hes a handy lad...….

My oldest sister had a classmate who called himself Stacey.............his real name was Tracey !

[walshie 2,804]

5 hours ago, Blackbriar said:

In Iceland, it isn't possible to call you son Ludwig or Enrique.............because the Icelandic alphabet doesn't have a Q or a A.

Ludwig or Enrique don't have an A in them. 

[Blackbriar 8,569]

4 minutes ago, walshie said:

Ludwig or Enrique don't have an A in them. 

 

4 minutes ago, walshie said:

Ludwig or Enrique don't have an A in them. 

Should have been........,Q or W, mate. (Mis-type)

[Blackbriar 8,569]

1 hour ago, bell said:

I have a traveller mate called Mandy...……...as you might guess hes a handy lad...….

In a "Boy named Sue" type of way ?

[dytkos 17,791]

Big Daddy was called Shirley Crabtree and John Wayne was Marion Morrison.

Cheers, D.

[trapperman 474]

Me and the wife were talking about this the other day 

even though the pair of morons called their child that and we’re members of this banned group that as far as we know didn’t actually do much wrong but some internet trolling etc

the sentences do seem harsh when it wasn’t that long ago we had Islamic hate preachers on our streets preaching death to the west and kill non believers etc with police guards protecting them

[scothunter 12,609]

19 hours ago, dytkos said:

Don't see many kids named Judas mind?

Cheers, D.

You do get Gabriel god's hitman lol

[j j m 6,539]

that was a odd name for big daddy

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840]

My cousins kids all have unusual names 

as in very unusual ,

one is a very famous brand of American motorcycle. Honestly 

The others have extremely personal middle names that outside the family mean gobbledegook but are relevant to them. 

Fair play , it’s their choice 

both my kids names are double barrelled , some wouldn’t like them but who cares?!

 

[dytkos 17,791]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

My cousins kids all have unusual names 

as in very unusual ,

one is a very famous brand of American motorcycle. Honestly 

The others have extremely personal middle names that outside the family mean gobbledegook but are relevant to them. 

Fair play , it’s their choice 

both my kids names are double barrelled , some wouldn’t like them but who cares?!

 

I know a fella whose daughter is called Harley and I work with a fella called Norton.

Cheers, D.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840]

But are there surnames Davidson?!

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840]

19 hours ago, W. Katchum said:

An it was Eddie Elizabeth Hitler

Bottom, 

if ever a show was meant for 15 year old lads to watch pissed on a Friday it’s bottom. 

Even the sound of the theme tune makes me laugh 

 

[ginger beard 4,652]

I bloke i used towork with has kids called spike and valeria.actual christian names.also in my town a family has named there 5 boys after trucks.laurie and mack and forgot the rest.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Further research (ie Googling while bored 5hitless) has yielded a list of names registered only once in UK, so far this year. Some are laughable, nearly all are made up..........

 

1. Daylla
2. Freezia
3. Gwiana
4. Harrianna
5. Kaveah
6. Leetiana
7. Moxxi
8. Tycen
9. Yza-Bella
10. Aeric
11. Badell
12. Barat
13. Crash
14. Dwarren
15. Jackmason
16. Trigger
17. Wizdom
18. Xavjah
19. Xzayvian
 

I'm a "Gary" - only 28 registered in 2016, so I'm becoming an endangered species..........there must be more giant pandas in the world than there are Garys in UK !!

While my stepson was last in hospital, he introduced me to 2 of the staff (both Nigerian, I think) - Genius and Sparkling..........both difficult names to live up to, I reckon !