Legally changing age ffs

[dave88 1,565]

Just when i thought I'd seen every kind of nutter

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/world/pensioner-who-identifies-as-49-wants-age-legally-changed-to-improve-chances-on-tinder-a3984086.html%3famp

[mackem 26,314]

To improve his dating chances on tinder?Pervy old f****r.

[Born Hunter 17,763]

I intend to give it the old nerd line "time is relative" rather than do all that paper work. 

[johnny.w 316]

It'll all come out when he introduces his new girlfriend to his 50 year old son.

Edited November 8, 2018 by johnny.w

[Greyman 28,362]

Will I feel any less f****d if I say I,m 25 again ? joking aside the old perv should be arrested for false advertising and slapped hard in the face everytime he turns up to meet a woman 

[smithie 2,443]

f**k it.. if he pulls it off I'm going to add 20 years to my age so I can sit in my chair collecting mi pension and cold weather payments lol

[dave88 1,565]

When I die I'm registering as legally alive

There's no way the loony is gonna get what he wants

[TOMO 26,103]

1 hour ago, smithie said:

f**k it.. if he pulls it off I'm going to add 20 years to my age so I can sit in my chair collecting mi pension and cold weather payments lol

on the flip side of that...if he wins the case he should be sent back to work and his pension stoped...

[sussex 5,777]

2 hours ago, smithie said:

f**k it.. if he pulls it off I'm going to add 20 years to my age so I can sit in my chair collecting mi pension and cold weather payments lol

I wonder if he’s going to give up his pension now he’s not old enough to draw it ...? 

[smithie 2,443]

2 hours ago, TOMO said:

on the flip side of that...if he wins the case he should be sent back to work and his pension stoped...

I'll have To go back to the saying thread and check but i think they say

Be careful what you ask for as you just might get it

[pesky1972 5,222]

Can’t see what all the fuss is about. It’s no more nutty than someone born with a penis proclaiming they are a woman, or parents not ‘assigning’ a gender to the child born to them with male gentitalia..., or a white woman who ‘identifies’ as a black woman.

It’s the 21st century ffs, we can all now be exactly what we want to be. I think it’s great. Next week I’m going to ‘identify’ as a Mk1 Escort and stick an ad for myself in Exchange & Mart. Week after I might start a new life as a giraffe. And don’t dare anyone say my neck isn’t long enough, or I’ll have you up for a hate crime.

[Meece 1,957]

One of the most famous sayings attributed to Abraham Lincoln is about deception: You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. 

When this 69 year old bloke turns up to meet a woman in her 40s she is just going to blow him out.

Edited November 8, 2018 by Meece

[JDHUNTING 1,817]

I'm with him, if a bloke with a cock can legally be a woman a bloke with a 45 year old body can be a 45 year old bloke. Makes much more sense than the former to me

[Deker 3,478]

40 minutes ago, Meece said:

One of the most famous sayings attributed to Abraham Lincoln is about deception: You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. 

When this 69 year old bloke turns up to meet a woman in her 40s she is just going to blow him out.

I think that's what he's after! 

[The one 8,474]

Seriously im only 49 but i will need a blue pill and about a half  hour , so put the kettle on love