Guard dogs

[Greb147 6,809]

3 hours ago, Chid said:

I know of someone who was done for their dog biting a burglar , they had him on that he knew his dog could/would bite an intruder .. they used the fact he had a sign saying warning gaurd dogs on his gate against him .

How the hell though can you get porridge for defending your property when the pigs had done f**k all to prevent it? 

Apparently he told the copper at the time that exact reason and the dirty piggy rat quoted every word in court. 

If I was the fella I would have told the judge and the copper that I wish them 2 c**ts were there as well so the dog could rip their throats out! 

Boiling just thinking about it, maybe lost his livelihood and his freedom just cos he defended himself against dirty tea leafing b*****ds. 

Edited July 22, 2020 by Greb147

[Black neck 15,849]

1 hour ago, bird said:

Well if that's the case, don't say nothing, verbal or write anything on a gate etc, just say when your rottie or gsd etc, bites somebody who shouldn't be there, say we'll he never done that before, you need it deff with a ACD  they bite loads of people lol

Sign saying dogs loose watch ur bollox 

Should do the trick 

[king 11,972]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Sign saying dogs loose watch ur bollox 

Should do the trick 

If you see a dog wearing this be very afraid  black neck.

[Black neck 15,849]

1 minute ago, king said:

If you see a dog wearing this be very afraid  black neck.

Wtf maharani 

[forest of dean redneck 11,530]

I just seen on internet news a couple kids in China threw couple bricks at a chained malamute who got pissed off snapped the chain an pinned the kid to a wall biting him several times. Apparently owner keeps it chained at rear at house but as he was in had dog guarding the front. I've seen couple of them that make good deterrent, obviously not in the protection dog league. 

[shaaark 10,693]

As I understood  it, was a fair few years ago mind, but no matter what guard dog you had to protect your property  or indeed yourself, that said guard dog did actually bite a burglar/intruder, even though you had signs up saying there was a guard dog present, YOU would get done for having a dangerous 'out of control dog' 

[Black neck 15,849]

7 hours ago, shaaark said:

As I understood  it, was a fair few years ago mind, but no matter what guard dog you had to protect your property  or indeed yourself, that said guard dog did actually bite a burglar/intruder, even though you had signs up saying there was a guard dog present, YOU would get done for having a dangerous 'out of control dog' 

Ilegal now like but Mate of me old man had a medusa guarding his scrap yard ferg no one were gerrin in there 

[Criss86 69]

On 22/07/2020 at 14:33, Chid said:

If anything was to walk away after being hit by an hammer .. your either using a toffee hammer or youve swung it like a girl

For fear of being called a girl I'll pass mate haha, when you say anything I can think of a couple beasts id love to see that theory tried on, I'll get the go pro out lol

[Greb147 6,809]

25 minutes ago, Criss86 said:

For fear of being called a girl I'll pass mate haha, when you say anything I can think of a couple beasts id love to see that theory tried on, I'll get the go pro out lol

He's not Peter Sutcliffe pal.....

[Criss86 69]

4 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

He's not Peter Sutcliffe pal.....

Hahaha i meant the 4 legged kind, saying that some birds round here look more beast than woman!

[Aussie Whip 4,086]

On 23/07/2020 at 05:58, king said:

Who picks up dog shit with their bare hands ?

Edited July 24, 2020 by Aussie Whip

[king 11,972]

2 minutes ago, Aussie Whip said:

Who picks up dog shit with their bare hands ?

No doubt there's a few keen tree huggers out there doing it lol

 

[Aussie Whip 4,086]

1 minute ago, king said:

No doubt there's a few keen tree huggers out there doing it lol

 

Might be a good tool to strangle them with lol.

[Aussie Whip 4,086]

On 23/07/2020 at 02:08, Chid said:

I know of someone who was done for their dog biting a burglar , they had him on that he knew his dog could/would bite an intruder .. they used the fact he had a sign saying warning gaurd dogs on his gate against him .

Thats why you train your dogs to go for the throat,makes it difficult for the thieving cnts to go squealing with no voice box.

[king 11,972]

6 minutes ago, Aussie Whip said:

Might be a good tool to strangle them with lol.

Anyone putting 1 of them on there dog needs a strangling lol