Meece 1,958 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Oh Nigella ! Dont you just love watching her, ... cook ? The amounts of heavy components make the heart strain and the arteries throb. Doesn't she have a lovely house and I just don't know how she keeps those saucepan looking as if they've just come out of the box. I wish that I was one of her friends that are treated to a good gut bashing in the warmth of a summers evening completely devoid of a mossie in sight. Edited October 3, 2018 by Meece 1 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 You didn’t mention snorting coke off her huge tits 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,699 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Apart from her dubious choices in beach bathing outfits ,she’s got a lot going for her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I'd do bold things to her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Would you offer to slice her meat for her ? Or Waite at her table for her friends. Well would you. ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Meece said: Would you offer to slice her meat for her ? Or Waite at her table for her friends. Well would you. ? She'd be getting me meat whole and plenty of portions of it Edited October 3, 2018 by peterhunter86 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 The whole meat and nothing but the meat. !! Madame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,958 Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, ollieollie said: You didn’t mention snorting coke off her huge tits Surely if some coke was spilled it should be licked off. There'll be no waste here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,266 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Is it ok to masterbate over her when shes on the telly? Asking for a friend. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Waz said: Is it ok to masterbate over her when shes on the telly? Asking for a friend. Look on pornhub. There is a guy doing just that with the sound muted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,266 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, jiggy said: Look on pornhub. There is a guy doing just that with the sound muted. Ffs ive been rumbled 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 4 hours ago, peterhunter86 said: I'd do unspeakable things to her fixed it for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 4,726 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Every night of the week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilimangro 1,013 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 I’d show her a trick or two with a knob of butter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ollieollie 766 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Maybe we could invite her to the thl Christmas feast? I’ll have a breast portion of the big bird that gets roasted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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