Black neck

[Saltmoon 2,208]

One for you here 

[peterhunter86 8,627]

State of that lol

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Nothing wrong there good stuff that is 

[Kerny92 1,246]

7 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

One for you here 

Is that the notes you had to follow to do em.......

[Saltmoon 2,208]

2 minutes ago, Kerny92 said:

Is that the notes you had to follow to do em.......

Well ....... YEAH tricky to get perfection you see 

[ginger beard 4,652]

Tut,tut.black neck will be furious.you never even bothered to butter the toast.

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Just now, ginger beard said:

Tut,tut.black neck will be furious.you never even bothered to butter the toast.

She did put a bit on for me....... but I like some scrambled egg aswell  

[Black neck 16,008]

Presentation a bit sloppy ty but the plates clean

Tell me you didn't microwave them beans 

Just tell me you dint 

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Well I can honestly say that I personally didn't........ 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT THE WIFE DID 

[Black neck 16,008]

1 minute ago, Saltmoon said:

Well I can honestly say that I personally didn't........ 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT THE WIFE DID 

Clip her a f****r immediately 

[Black neck 16,008]

43 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

She did put a bit on for me....... but I like some scrambled egg aswell  

No no no Tyson boil the the beans and 2 poached eggs scrambled egg is for dogs 

Or Americans 

Its like comparing top quality corned beef to scruffy haislet you monster

[ginger beard 4,652]

I think you mean simmer not boil

[green lurchers 16,707]

Micro beans

[johnrussell84 2,832]

Micro beans and Even got the little egg maker 1min in the microwave fast food

[Black neck 16,008]

16 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

I think you mean simmer not boil

Ok so your a f***ing expert on beans is it well let's have the post code and meet up for offliner I'll show you how to cook f***ing beans

I'll bring me camping stove