What would you do

[bigmac 97kt 13,801]

if you won the lotto

me Id take the ticket to where it needed to be

once i new the money was safe in a bank account id go to

the nearest airport get on a plane to some where hot

THEN PHONE THE WIFE AND TELL HER IM NOT COMING BACK HOME

ATVBJIMMY

 

[Welsh_red 4,652]

Thought about it before . I'd make sure I 1000000% had the money before I said anything.  Beyond buying things and going places the best thing I would get from winning would be the look on my Mrs face when I told her their would be no more worrying about money.  I'd get my dad to the worlds best chiropractor and try get his gammy back and ankle fixed so he could be mobile to enjoy the money.  I'd also like to take my boy , my dad ,my grandad to Africa for 6 weeks.  When I was young my dad built a 2 story extension on his house for my grandparents to live in and my grandad took him to Africa for 6 weeks . It was a monumental time for my dad going over there . One of the cornerstones of his life , he lived and loved every minute there.  Be nice to take him and my grandad back there and take my boy to add to experience . I can just imagine my dad being in heaven showing all the birds and animals to my boy 

Beyond that .... Cocaine , prositutes , marriage , divorce , early death . It's inevitable 

[pesky1972 5,316]

Fish the world..., and maybe have a  few holidays in between

[MickC 1,825]

It would take a while to sink in, but what a great feeling to tell the Mrs and family and a few good mates id won the Lottery. Probably go mental for a few months then chill out and plan things out for the future. Mrs would be the first id tell, no doubt about it . 

Edited August 11, 2018 by MickC

[gnipper 6,494]

Buy houses to rent out and tell work to f**k off. A few hunting trips around the world.

[tatsblisters 9,985]

Find a fekin scarecrow to hang my work cloths on and then escape from this shithole called Rotherham.

[si brown 8,486]

I’d put all me tools in the car, drive to the pier and throw the fcukers in!

then I’d buy my kids off the x’s and get the fcuk out of here

[forest of dean redneck 11,652]

Buy a island up scotland  and wait till my parents were gone  an live there 

or buy a farm an let it go wild like that couple did near London .stock it with rare breed live stock . 

An treat myself to a new air rifle like a hw35

[Born Hunter 17,780]

Quit my job, buy a nice property and manage a small estate exclusively for sporting interests. Spend the next 10 years adventuring and hunting everywhere that has ever sparked my imagination, New Zealand, the American West, Canada, Alaska, Patagonia, Tansania, Botswana.

Then I think I'd dedicate myself to a project of building my own personal museum to natural history on my property. All the stuff I'd collected through my hunting and travels, all the stuff I was interested in; dinosaur skeletons and extinct megafauna exhibits too. Hopefully a bit of a legacy.

Mega mega bucks then I'd buy islands! Loads of them! LOL

Edited August 11, 2018 by Born Hunter

[Kerny92 1,246]

I know what it feels like to win the Lotto, well for about 5 minutes. 

Let me tell you it was the best feeling ever to think you never have to work again.

[Kerny92 1,246]

Anyone read about the couple who won £57 million, the cashier ripped their ticket in half after scanning it thinking there was no winner. After a few seconds though the machine started notifying them to contact Camelot. They were very lucky indeed.......

[bell 3,605]

Hire the best divorce lawyer money could buy ...

[j j m 6,543]

does not matter how much money I have ,id give it to my family like I always do I can have 5 k in the bank I very rarely spend out on my self apart from guns and birds of prey,if some one in the family has fallen on hard times I help them out I never ask for it back ive always been soft with money with the family so the lotto would not change me the missus would still hold the purse maybe a different house and gadgets apart from that im not interested,any way I don't put the fecker on she does

[shovel leaner 7,650]

I don’t do the lottery. I’m happy with my lot . Money doesn’t buy happiness. Some of the richest people I know are also the most miserable!

[Kerny92 1,246]

I've always thought winning a million or so would be an horrible amount to win especially when young. I mean you've got to look after number 1 and sort your life out, giving thousands away could wreck those plans. How much could you give out and still live comfortably.