blackmaggie 3,376 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, ginger beard said: If might fill a pram but that won't stop your woman lusting for something bigger. nobody misses a slice off a sliced loaf. I have no worry s about it being you being ginger more chance of theses bricks i have had in the garden for years getting laid than you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 I know your position max I see it every time I look down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, blackmaggie said: I have no worry s about it being you being ginger more chance of theses bricks i have had in the garden for years getting laid than you Ha,i was shagging 2 hours ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,376 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 That's not what folk mean when they say about bonding with your dog ginger 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Ha,i was gagging 2 hours ago. Was it on another ginger knob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Your still a virgin 2 hours later. Your joking.i shagged so many times,i've got 5 years worth in the bank.thats without wearing designer jimmy choo's.i bet you moisturise your t zone too. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Your joking.ive been shagged so many times,i've got 5 years worth in the bank.thats without wearing my designer crotchless dungarees. and you bet I also moisturise my pink balloon knot. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Theres plenty moisture when im in town son just have another check at your sisters knickers I can't.i fear i fear i will have a heart attack and die while indulging in her heavenly scent and then my secret's out. I bet your popular with women.i bet you don't stop telling them how your a cage fighter (isn't everyfucker nowadays) with your designer cloths.ànd then i bet you take them back to a ex council house.i can smell your fakery over my sisters knickers.haha 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 hour ago, John d said: Did you give or receive this time? Thats you prison boy 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, John d said: Only when I ran out of baccy I heard you had so much spunk dripping off you,you looked like a walking uncooked egg white. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 minute ago, John d said: Stuff like that only happens on the nonce wing so maybe you could tell us more? You liked it so much you went back a 2nd time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ptd87 304 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Are you saying you went to prison for 4 months and it was hard to adjust back? .... You make it sound like it was a tour in Iraq Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,431 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 as soon as your in there you learn slowly that you lose some type of compassion for humans and its hard to adjust when your out 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ptd87 304 Posted May 20, 2018 Report Share Posted May 20, 2018 Half of Britain could do with goin in there then... Compassion overrated anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ptd87 304 Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 I assume your joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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