Embarrassing moments

[mackem 28,192]

  On 20/05/2018 at 16:45, W. Katchum said:

When ye sorting out a long weekend or week camping in Spain for us all

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Whatever happened to the THL trip to Amsterdam or even better morocco?

[mackem 28,192]

  On 20/05/2018 at 16:49, W. Katchum said:

 fcuk getting jail in morroco

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Bit of bastinado thrown in for good measure 

[mushroom 13,355]

  On 20/05/2018 at 16:45, W. Katchum said:

When ye sorting out a long weekend or week camping in Spain for us all

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I missed my calling as a party organiser, I really did

  On 20/05/2018 at 16:46, mackem said:

Whatever happened to the THL trip to Amsterdam or even better morocco?

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I wasn't involved..... that's what happened

[mushroom 13,355]

  On 20/05/2018 at 17:09, John d said:

I see mate, sorry thought you meant you had been to one lol should get yourself to one

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Stewie we know you were there mate.. I had a right craic with you... now calm down

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,358]

I’ve got quite a few but the one I can let out and be happiest about people knowing is a youngster I was pretty good at free kicks corners etc on the football field ...

so when I said I could hit Anything with a ball I meant it and always put into the challenge. 

So when my mate challenged me when we were about 13 to hit the lady cycling to work to start a 6 - 10 shift over the football pitch one summers evening pride kicked in . 

I was around 60 Yards away , and judged the ball against her direction of travel perfectly, it sailed with hardly any spin , a leaden lump of an overinflated mitre delta premier league caught my victim square on the side of her head , the cadence wobbled and her legs went into a crash of metal , carrier bag, glasses and flesh 

“you little b*****d “ she screamed with hate in her voice . 

I ignored her threats and basked in the adoration of my teammates glowing praise of my dead ball skills . 

Sadly the poor woman’s misery was compounded in her return journey from Work via the removal of the barriers of an open excavation on the road causing her to fall in ..cycle , body and much battered carrier bag .

now you may read this , and think , you tight twat, laughing and causing a poor woman’s misery , hardworking and dedicated to her work , how would you feel if someone did that to your mam stiffy? 

Well im a firm believer of charity begins at home ,m , she’s put up with a lot over the years and being knocked off her bike by her only son in front of his mates for a laugh is probably the least of her concerns 

bless her , 

 

 

[mushroom 13,355]

  On 20/05/2018 at 17:21, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’ve got quite a few but the one I can let out and be happiest about people knowing is a youngster I was pretty good at free kicks corners etc on the football field ...

so when I said I could hit Anything with a ball I meant it and always put into the challenge. 

So when my mate challenged me when we were about 13 to hit the lady cycling to work to start a 6 - 10 shift over the football pitch one summers evening pride kicked in . 

I was around 60 Yards away , and judged the ball against her direction of travel perfectly, it sailed with hardly any spin , a leaden lump of an overinflated mitre delta premier league caught my victim square on the side of her head , the cadence wobbled and her legs went into a crash of metal , carrier bag, glasses and flesh 

“you little b*****d “ she screamed with hate in her voice . 

I ignored her threats and basked in the adoration of my teammates glowing praise of my dead ball skills . 

Sadly the poor woman’s misery was compounded in her return journey from Work via the removal of the barriers of an open excavation on the road causing her to fall in ..cycle , body and much battered carrier bag .

now you may read this , and think , you tight twat, laughing and causing a poor woman’s misery , hardworking and dedicated to her work , how would you feel if someone did that to your mam stiffy? 

Well im a firm believer of charity begins at home ,m , she’s put up with a lot over the years and being knocked off her bike by her only son in front of his mates for a laugh is probably the least of her concerns 

bless her , 

 

 

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This is embarrassing moments... not therapy!

[waltjnr 7,266]

  On 20/05/2018 at 17:21, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’ve got quite a few but the one I can let out and be happiest about people knowing is a youngster I was pretty good at free kicks corners etc on the football field ...

so when I said I could hit Anything with a ball I meant it and always put into the challenge. 

So when my mate challenged me when we were about 13 to hit the lady cycling to work to start a 6 - 10 shift over the football pitch one summers evening pride kicked in . 

I was around 60 Yards away , and judged the ball against her direction of travel perfectly, it sailed with hardly any spin , a leaden lump of an overinflated mitre delta premier league caught my victim square on the side of her head , the cadence wobbled and her legs went into a crash of metal , carrier bag, glasses and flesh 

“you little b*****d “ she screamed with hate in her voice . 

I ignored her threats and basked in the adoration of my teammates glowing praise of my dead ball skills . 

Sadly the poor woman’s misery was compounded in her return journey from Work via the removal of the barriers of an open excavation on the road causing her to fall in ..cycle , body and much battered carrier bag .

now you may read this , and think , you tight twat, laughing and causing a poor woman’s misery , hardworking and dedicated to her work , how would you feel if someone did that to your mam stiffy? 

Well im a firm believer of charity begins at home ,m , she’s put up with a lot over the years and being knocked off her bike by her only son in front of his mates for a laugh is probably the least of her concerns 

bless her , 

 

 

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Did she touch you? Wash your little john Thomas a bit to vigorously? Weird c#*t, hope i read this right, knocking your mum off her bike with a football head shot? 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,358]

Wow , 

That’s escalated quickly 

[mushroom 13,355]

  On 20/05/2018 at 17:42, waltjnr said:

Did she touch you? Wash your little john Thomas a bit to vigorously? Weird c#*t, hope i read this right, knocking your mum off her bike with a football head shot? 

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Not sure it was his mum but I'm damn sure those are weird questions about touching

[ChrisJones 7,975]

  On 20/05/2018 at 18:05, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Wow , 

That’s escalated quickly 

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You beat me to it!

[blackmaggie 3,377]

  On 19/05/2018 at 21:22, W. Katchum said:

Fcuking pee wee

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It was a very cold shower don besides not surprised it shrunk looking at that old battle axe 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,358]

  On 20/05/2018 at 18:13, mushroom said:

Not sure it was his mum but I'm damn sure those are weird questions about touching

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It was my mam !! 

And agreed 

[blackmaggie 3,377]

  On 20/05/2018 at 18:19, W. Katchum said:

Excuses excuses peewee

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Trust me if you saw her you would know what I mean there more chance of Sunderland fc rising than any bloke looking at that 

[blackmaggie 3,377]

Max it can fill a pram and size doesn't matter just look at are clubs positions 

[ginger beard 4,653]

  On 20/05/2018 at 20:27, blackmaggie said:

Max it can fill a pram and size doesn't matter just look at are clubs positions 

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If might fill a pram but that won't stop your woman lusting for something bigger.

nobody misses a slice off a sliced loaf.