Protection Dogs ?

[socks 32,253]

And the police are skint .... fukc me .....

[peterhunter86 8,627]

1 minute ago, ChrisJones said:

Yeah, I found here via MSN. Over a million quid on two dogs plus training. Seems legit.

I remember reading year's ago about the CIA having a cat and they could see through it's eyes they spent million's on it and then it got knocked down on its first night out.

[ChrisJones 7,975]

29 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

I remember reading year's ago about the CIA having a cat and they could see through it's eyes they spent million's on it and then it got knocked down on its first night out.

I can understand the reasoning behind wanting to innovate and improve but the cost of these ventures is ridiculous. How much would a million and a bit quid go to tackling some of the Met's massively public problems?

20 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

I use mick  Dundee’s method of dealing with dangerous dogs

I'm the same, mate. I wish it would work on the neighbour though!

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,094]

2 hours ago, South hams hunter said:

Behave 

I stand by what I said , take control of your skin and throw that f***ing thing around , 

its a f***ing dog , not the league of shadows ! 

[steve66 3,488]

1 hour ago, bird said:

deff   just think if  it got small kid, what was the x, did it have pit in it, or collie ?   collies  can be nasty prats , the worse dog ive had for temp was  collie x kelpie x grey  bitch , very nasty to people  , dogs   was only  55 lb, but bloody hell  very strong , it was ok with me   no body else , it went for my wife  and son , so  put it down. i know one thing  that ive been very lucky with both my dogs, as both are good temp with people and dogs  , i would not  want to go through that again with any dog     no way , believe me  its  terrible  , you can  never relax  with them, if Buck was like that bitch   he be nightmare  , thank   feck he not .!!

some of the most nastiest feckers ive seen have been collies  or collie blooded, the one on a farm I go on has the habit of circleing around then having your bloody calfs , farmer says it just his hearding instinct 

[dogmandont 9,843]

1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I stand by what I said , take control of your skin and throw that f***ing thing around , 

its a f***ing dog , not the league of shadows ! 

You’d be swinging fcuk all about if it was hanging off your face. Lol. Unless you’re going to swing yourself about as well. Lol. 

[dogmandont 9,843]

Anyone remember the article in the star I think it was when the dda was being introduced of the twat that took on the pitbull while wearing chain mail. .

[Daniel cain 45,754]

3 hours ago, bird said:

deff   just think if  it got small kid, what was the x, did it have pit in it, or collie ?   collies  can be nasty prats , the worse dog ive had for temp was  collie x kelpie x grey  bitch , very nasty to people  , dogs   was only  55 lb, but bloody hell  very strong , it was ok with me   no body else , it went for my wife  and son , so  put it down. i know one thing  that ive been very lucky with both my dogs, as both are good temp with people and dogs  , i would not  want to go through that again with any dog     no way , believe me  its  terrible  , you can  never relax  with them, if Buck was like that bitch   he be nightmare  , thank   feck he not .!!

He had a touch of collie in him bird lol, (I expect the other breeds in the mix may of added to it) my Mrs had hold of my terriers on the couples, black dog grabbed lurchers front paw and tried to Chew it off while being shook round by his head?‍♂mate had hold of lurcher stop him shaking, got the terrier out his mouth but it then grabbed my hand and proceeded to work its way up my arm, got hold of the other arm and blitzed that too, laugh at it now but at the time it was f***ing painfulboth pissed so that didn't help or the couple of hundred onlookers watching it unfoldremember grabbing lurchers mouth and saying to my mate 'he's f***ing gummed me the cnut!!!' couldn't see his teeth they in me that deep

[peterhunter86 8,627]

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

He had a touch of collie in him bird lol, (I expect the other breeds in the mix may of added to it) my Mrs had hold of my terriers on the couples, black dog grabbed lurchers front paw and tried to Chew it off while being shook round by his head?‍♂mate had hold of lurcher stop him shaking, got the terrier out his mouth but it then grabbed my hand and proceeded to work its way up my arm, got hold of the other arm and blitzed that too, laugh at it now but at the time it was f***ing painfulboth pissed so that didn't help or the couple of hundred onlookers watching it unfoldremember grabbing lurchers mouth and saying to my mate 'he's f***ing gummed me the cnut!!!' couldn't see his teeth they in me that deep

Not a dog,I was at balinasloe horse fair must over 25 years ago and a ferret had a hold of a blocked tum and wouldn't let go his mate was pulling the ferret and his skin was ripping it sounded like when you tear a tea towl make's me sick just thinking about it,I can only imaging what you're hand and arm's were like.

[Daniel cain 45,754]

26 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

Not a dog,I was at balinasloe horse fair must over 25 years ago and a ferret had a hold of a blocked tum and wouldn't let go his mate was pulling the ferret and his skin was ripping it sounded like when you tear a tea towl make's me sick just thinking about it,I can only imaging what you're hand and arm's were like.

Reminds me of something that happened to a mate... Lad I knocked about with had some really small working Jill ferrets...... Stood talking one day and he's cleaning them out etc.... I ask him Tom they ever bite you? He replies with huh I've never been bit by a ferret. Got a fresh rabbit to feed them, he goes watch now..... Rubs his fingers inside and out they come covered in Blood and guts..... Picks the one Jill up..... It sank its teeth in to his thumb lol, could tell by his face it was hurting lol, anyway he goes if they ever bite you then give them a gentle squeeze around the side of its mouth..... Well he squeezed..... It bit more lol.... He starts making a noise in pain, I'm laughing my bollocks off with another lad...... He gets it off his thumb which was hell of a mess but it locks on to his other thumb..... By now he's swinging it around and screamingwe are howling...... He  grabs a hammer and trys lining up the ferret to bash itwe tells him you smash that In front of us and we fill you in you horrible cnut...... He puts down the hammer and finally gets the Jill off his finger...... Poor f****r was in hell of a mess to be fair..... His mam bandaged him up and we spent the next few days skinning his joints up because his hands was sorethink of it and makes me laugh everytime

[peterhunter86 8,627]

5 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Reminds me of something that happened to a mate... Lad I knocked about with had some really small working Jill ferrets...... Stood talking one day and he's cleaning them out etc.... I ask him Tom they ever bite you? He replies with huh I've never been bit by a ferret. Got a fresh rabbit to feed them, he goes watch now..... Rubs his fingers inside and out they come covered in Blood and guts..... Picks the one Jill up..... It sank its teeth in to his thumb lol, could tell by his face it was hurting lol, anyway he goes if they ever bite you then give them a gentle squeeze around the side of its mouth..... Well he squeezed..... It bit more lol.... He starts making a noise in pain, I'm laughing my bollocks off with another lad...... He gets it off his thumb which was hell of a mess but it locks on to his other thumb..... By now he's swinging it around and screamingwe are howling...... He  grabs a hammer and trys lining up the ferret to bash itwe tells him you smash that In front of us and we fill you in you horrible cnut...... He puts down the hammer and finally gets the Jill off his finger...... Poor f****r was in hell of a mess to be fair..... His mam bandaged him up and we spent the next few days skinning his joints up because his hands was sorethink of it and makes me laugh everytime

Haha I'd say that was a funny sight,the fellas that was with this bloke wanted to kill it but he kept saying no don't I want to sell it.

[Rabid 1,936]

7 hours ago, gnipper said:

What breed were they rabid?

Dunno mate, they were x bred things, one looked like a small gsd but pure white, the other thing was supposed to have some oz dingo in it from memory. I had met them a good few times and they were not particularly nasty dogs, or ever looked at me twice before that day, I never saw them as any kind of threat, they were just another ordinary mongrel dog.

 

Tell thee what though, took me by surprise, you don't realise how quick it all goes off, I've seen hundreds of dogs fighting, been around big dogs all my life, owned, trained and worked around guard breeds for many a good year now,  nothing ever fazed me, still doesn't in truth, but by eck they were tearing lumps out of me at a rate of knots, half a mind was ''gotta get this under control'' and the other half was ''I've gotta protect my vitals here'', I sacrificed my hands, arms, legs etc to cover my head and neck, the pain didn't feel so bad while it was happening, that's adrenaline, but seeing lumps of skin and flesh ripped off your hands and arms, clothes ripped to pieces, my hands were unrecognisable.

The moment it all stopped I stepped away, looked back and both dogs were bloody, the concrete floor where I had been was pure red, then I looked at myself and realised just how bad they had done me, I was standing dripping blood from numerous places, I was stood in a puddle of my own blood, then the pain started, within 10 minutes I was in bloody agony, felt like I was going to pass out a few times, it was no fun what so ever.

 

Those dogs changed, I've been bitten a few times by some big nasty arse dogs, but it's always been a few bites, little scrap and stopped, these two switched, they were not interested in just biting, they wanted to destroy me.

[dogmandont 9,843]

11 minutes ago, Rabid said:

Dunno mate, they were x bred things, one looked like a small gsd but pure white, the other thing was supposed to have some oz dingo in it from memory. I had met them a good few times and they were not particularly nasty dogs, or ever looked at me twice before that day, I never saw them as any kind of threat, they were just another ordinary mongrel dog.

 

Tell thee what though, took me by surprise, you don't realise how quick it all goes off, I've seen hundreds of dogs fighting, been around big dogs all my life, owned, trained and worked around guard breeds for many a good year now,  nothing ever fazed me, still doesn't in truth, but by eck they were tearing lumps out of me at a rate of knots, half a mind was ''gotta get this under control'' and the other half was ''I've gotta protect my vitals here'', I sacrificed my hands, arms, legs etc to cover my head and neck, the pain didn't feel so bad while it was happening, that's adrenaline, but seeing lumps of skin and flesh ripped off your hands and arms, clothes ripped to pieces, my hands were unrecognisable.

The moment it all stopped I stepped away, looked back and both dogs were bloody, the concrete floor where I had been was pure red, then I looked at myself and realised just how bad they had done me, I was standing dripping blood from numerous places, I was stood in a puddle of my own blood, then the pain started, within 10 minutes I was in bloody agony, felt like I was going to pass out a few times, it was no fun what so ever.

 

Those dogs changed, I've been bitten a few times by some big nasty arse dogs, but it's always been a few bites, little scrap and stopped, these two switched, they were not interested in just biting, they wanted to destroy me.

That’s fcukin horrendous rabid.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,094]

11 hours ago, Rabid said:

I've got a Mali, and believe me those vids are a true reflection of the breed., they need serious amounts of stimulation and work.

It would take some bloke to be able to stop one, am sure they do not feel pain. Not for the feint hearted that's for sure, but once a bond has formed they would die for you.

That’s nonsense 

they wouldn’t give a f**k about you in two weeks 

[dogmandont 9,843]

13 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

That’s nonsense 

they wouldn’t give a f**k about you in two weeks 

Have you never had a proper bond with a dog stiff? Just an honest question.