green lurchers 16,801 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 As soon as it’s lit he appears he knows the drill it’s just a waiting game he’s played many times over the years ? 4 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,801 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: He never bumped anything off it? ? Haha he just sets his eyes and waits he knows sausages come to good Dogs who wait ? Edited May 1, 2018 by green lurchers 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,801 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Tbh I wouldn’t trust none of em out ther in ther own , lurchers nicked a few bits over the years , once he swiped a venison fillet before I cooked it but I managed to prize it back out his throat gave it a wash and cooked it for the mrs lol 2 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Starving one day after coming in off the farm, left a steak out on the table to warm up. Went to wash myself up, come back, no steak? Rustling over in the corner. Fookin dog licking the bloody plastic bag 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,801 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, JohnGalway said: Starving one day after coming in off the farm, left a steak out on the table to warm up. Went to wash myself up, come back, no steak? Rustling over in the corner. Fookin dog licking the bloody plastic bag Lol got a whippet bitch here that will act like a squirrel to get butter fker has had a few tubs of the side she dont even unwrap it just necks the lot ? Edited May 1, 2018 by green lurchers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Iv had couple sneaky fcukers you could never trust As of 30 seconds ago I got up to grab my toast only to find the dog finishing off my brew when I came back... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Brews are one worst things in my house, put it in floor or down in garden an if a dog is near it’s gone? really pisses me off aswell but hey what can ye do, can’t tell everybody everything?? The worst thing is is that they get me 7 times out of 10. You'd think I'd know better. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,801 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: It’s same here it’s that bad I keep kettle hot cos I remember I’ll need a refill but not to hide me hot brew? My lot think all tea n coffee they got a claim to it they gang up play a distracting game while another moves in a laps a mouthful lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 31 minutes ago, green lurchers said: My lot think all tea n coffee they got a claim to it they gang up play a distracting game while another moves in a laps a mouthful lol Easily cured, beat him with a flask then tie it to his collar for a few days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Ive a whippet that would of put the Brinks Matt robbers to shame , he's a terribly good thief , you need ? In the back off your head !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, stumfelter said: Easily cured, beat him with a flask then tie it to his collar for a few days. Bit rough on a chihuahua though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 My old lab did a 7lb bag of venison mince that was defrosting , it farted for two days solid . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 When I was a kid there was a gwp from the next estate that used to nick cans of dog food from the shop it was funny watching it running out the shop with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,559 Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 very nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,507 Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Had one that would steal butter from the table but never nothing hot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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