WTF....

[DIDO.1 22,851]

.....do you do with this thing if you happen to win it in a raffle at a stone masons old English night?? 

 

It's got some fair cheeks on it!! ? 

Edited April 14, 2018 by DIDO.1

[WILF 48,265]

Cheeks, ears, brawn.......

[talt 878]

Ask David Cameron i'm sure he could come up with a few ideas

[DIDO.1 22,851]

  On 14/04/2018 at 20:33, talt said:

Ask David Cameron i'm sure he could come up with a few ideas

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I think that's bs, they have such a big snout I don't reckon I'd get near it with my pecker, plus I couldn't even get its mouth open ?

[ginger beard 4,653]

Throw it through a mosque's window.

[Chid 6,653]

  On 14/04/2018 at 20:24, DIDO.1 said:

.....do you do with this thing if you happen to win it in a raffle at a stone masons old English night?? 

 

It's got some fair cheeks on it!! ? 

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It’s freemasonry not stone masons ?

[DIDO.1 22,851]

It fckin stunk....i didn't actually win it. Out of 40 people there was two of us who wanted it.....most of the room said I could have it if they won...anyway the other bloke got it, gutted. I was glad in the morning though once I'd sobered up.

Im a lodge steward so had to carry it in. 

Loads of meat on the cheeks and side of the face. 

[dave88 1,565]

  On 14/04/2018 at 20:46, Rusty_terrier said:

Think that comes from a few months back somebodyon here went on a rant about all the perks stone masons get haha

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It was ginge wasn't it?

[waltjnr 7,366]

  On 14/04/2018 at 20:52, DIDO.1 said:

It fckin stunk....i didn't actually win it. Out of 40 people there was two of us who wanted it.....most of the room said I could have it if they won...anyway the other bloke got it, gutted. I was glad in the morning though once I'd sobered up.

Im a lodge steward so had to carry it in. 

Loads of meat on the cheeks and side of the face. 

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Was that after you sacrificed it?

[ginger beard 4,653]

  On 15/04/2018 at 07:10, dave88 said:

It was ginge wasn't it?

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f**k off dave i was hoping no f****r remembered that.

Yes i did but only because i was at a pub called the stonemasons an hour before i posted.

[DIDO.1 22,851]

  On 15/04/2018 at 07:23, waltjnr said:

Was that after you sacrificed it?

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No that was the goat ? 

[forest of dean redneck 11,824]

I done this with one cheek off mine

https://www.fieldandflower.co.uk/recipes/pork/braised-pig-cheeks-with-gnocchi

[Ted Newgent 4,896]

drink the bottle of gin

suck on the lemon

deep fry the pigs ears

throw the rest unless your that drunk you have a weird sexual preference for pigs

[DIDO.1 22,851]

  On 15/04/2018 at 16:36, W. Katchum said:

An 2 virgins

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In Bolton? Couldn't find any ?

[waltjnr 7,366]

  On 15/04/2018 at 16:36, W. Katchum said:

An 2 virgins

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Well most new borns are virgins! Just hope he had the hood on and trousers rolled up, bloody weirdos!