ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 3 hours ago, WILF said: as I have said before, at what point do we start talking about the obvious? You're right mate. If we just don't go to London the odds of getting shot or stabbed go down the further away from the M25 you get. Someone should build a f*ck*ng wall around it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) The Home Office, yesterday, announced plans for a new Offensive Weapons Bill to help tackle Britains stabbing spree. Outlined in the bill are provisions to bolster existing law and help with prevention and enforcement. Mentioned... It will be a criminal offence to possess a corrosive substance in a public place. It will be illegal to possess a knuckle duster in private. It will be illegal to possess a zombie knife (whatever the f*ck one of those is) in private. Stopping knives being sent to residential addresses after being bought online. Banning the possession of a knife on further education premises. Updating the definition of a flick knife to reflect changes in technology. Changing the legal definition of "threatening" to make prosecutions easier. And my absolute all-time favourite... Banning rapid firing rifles, and certain powerful firearms and bump stocks, which increase a rifle’s rate of fire. Gentlemen, I present to you your government... Edited April 9, 2018 by ChrisJones I Now Know What A Zombie Knife Is. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,401 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 Brilliant isn’t it ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,215 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, walshie said: Lambeth demographics dont look like this at all nowadays Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 minute ago, WILF said: Brilliant isn’t it ! Hundreds of people are going to get paid to sit around and discuss this and Joe Soap will pay their bar bill too! I nearly pissed myself laughing as I'm reading the news here at 0730. The British government in their infinite wisdom have decided that increasing restrictions on already banned firearms is a fitting use of the public purse. Re-banning an already banned item will suddenly and miraculously make a sh*t of a difference in 2018! I also love this particular quote Quote The new offence of possessing certain offensive weapons in private would ensure that in future where the police find a zombie knife, for example, in someone’s home they can arrest and charge the owner with this proposed offence and remove the offensive weapon from the owner. I read that as "If we're legally allowed to search your house on an unrelated matter and we uncover one of these knives in the process we can double up the charges to make ourselves look like we're making a difference when we're actually avoiding the real issues and creating more problems that we can market the solution to." God forbid we ever try to look at why these kids are joining gangs and stabbing each other in the first place. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) 33 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: The Home Office, yesterday, announced plans for a new Offensive Weapons Bill to help tackle Britains stabbing spree. Outlined in the bill are provisions to bolster existing law and help with prevention and enforcement. Mentioned... It will be a criminal offence to possess a corrosive substance in a public place. It will be illegal to possess a knuckle duster in private. It will be illegal to possess a zombie knife (whatever the f*ck one of those is) in private. Stopping knives being sent to residential addresses after being bought online. Banning the possession of a knife on further education premises. Updating the definition of a flick knife to reflect changes in technology. Changing the legal definition of "threatening" to make prosecutions easier. And my absolute all-time favourite... Banning rapid firing rifles, and certain powerful firearms and bump stocks, which increase a rifle’s rate of fire. Gentlemen, I present to you your government... ok that needs some explanation bump stock? LMFAO i cant see how they can be useful on a bolt action Edited April 9, 2018 by Ted Newgent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: ok that needs some explanation bump stock? LMFAO i cant see how they can be useful on a bolt action It does but we're clearly dealing with people that haven't got a clue or are dealing with an up to now undiagnosed mental illness. What semi-autos are even legal in the UK? Edited April 9, 2018 by ChrisJones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,963 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: No more noodle arms !!! Are you still doing zumba as well kev? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,798 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: It does but we're clearly dealing with people that haven't got a clue or are dealing with an up to now undiagnosed mental illness. What semi-autos are even legal in the UK? Twenty-two cal rimfires. So in effect, 22 long and 22 mag. f***ing bumpstocks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) can you stab someone with a bump stock do they have a sharp pointy edge Edited April 9, 2018 by Ted Newgent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I like the bit about knives being illegal on further education premises. A rambo knife in junior school should be ok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Twenty-two cal rimfires. So in effect, 22 long and 22 mag. f***ing bumpstocks! Can you get bump stocks for CO₂? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, walshie said: I like the bit about knives being illegal on further education premises. I can imagine the joinery and butchery courses are going to have to stump up some money to fit GPS trackers in their knives. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 The chair of the all-party knife crime group wants to see violent youths banned from social media. Yes. That will work. There were never gangs before social media so that's a logical step from the MP's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,798 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: Can you get bump stocks for CO₂? No idea, I don't have toys. Wouldn't have thought so. No matter, they'll be licensed soon probably anyway! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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