steve66 3,587 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Remember the other year, when a group of Romanian lads turned up to work in matching shell suits , feck me how I kept a straight face ill never know lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,678 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Mate, when I went back to play a bit of football a couple of years back I couldn't believe what had happened to lads.. f**k me they spent ages before and after the game with tons of products, smearing into their faces, then straightening and combing and waxing their hair... by the time I was onto my 3rd pint in there minced and sat down on their I phones not even talking to anyone... that about finished for me lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,678 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Boots and shin pads in a carrier bag, then try and scav a towel or dry yourselves in your shirt... infact one of my best mates (and a bloody good footballer) hardly ever had boots or shin pads.. I've seen him play decent standard in odd size and coloured boots lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,866 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 This is the result of too many salads 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,358 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Football wankers mate when in played the end of season awards was in the dressing room and a few cans before a social club Doo . Now it’s like my local side are Real Madrid, all suits and skinny ties with their wives and that there was talk a while back of getting this years into the local living magazine glad my puma kings are buried at the back of my locker at work ! I’m only 36, I Work and mingle with low to mid twenties lads at work dat in day out but I feel like I’ve lsnded on another planet at times . When mecand the wife go out, we feel ancient and she scrubs up well as well! Looking seriously at going to one of those over thirties nights for our anniversary, ffs what happened !? 2 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,020 Posted February 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 The mrs is fine........you are a f***ing mess Brennan Huff ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SINDASOX 256 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 23 hours ago, TOMO said: jeans that should be on a 10 year old girl. They think that they look fabulous in them, but to me they look f****n Ridiculous. Beats me how they get them off, they must attach a set of calving chains to the belt loops and get someone to winch them off their so f****n tight. SINDASOX Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 5 hours ago, SINDASOX said: They think that they look fabulous in them, but to me they look f****n Ridiculous. Beats me how they get them off, they must attach a set of calving chains to the belt loops and get someone to winch them off their so f****n tight. SINDASOX There not that hard to get off I've a couple of pairs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 What I want to know is what's the craic with these giant handbags these lads are carrying around now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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forest of dean redneck 11,775 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, ChrisJones said: What I want to know is what's the craic with these giant handbags these lads are carrying around now? Teenage lads round here carrying their little shoulder slung dealer bags ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Teenage lads round here carrying their little shoulder slung dealer bags ? Lad at work carries one. Hardly surprising as his jeans are that tight he can't get anything in the pockets. What are you carrying that for? It's a satchel It's a f*ck*ng purse. You're not going anywhere with me with that f*ck*ng thing... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, ChrisJones said: Lad at work carries one. Hardly surprising as his jeans are that tight he can't get anything in the pockets. What are you carrying that for? It's a satchel It's a f*ck*ng purse. You're not going anywhere with me with that f*ck*ng thing... Only made worse by carrying it with the strap across your body ! No no no !!!! And if he starts every sentence with "So,..........." , then waves his hands round, like he's rolling a big ball - just do him a favour and have him put down ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,568 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 What really irritates me is the weedy jeans in question when they have elasticated ankles and the poof in question has no socks on with flat plimsoll type foot wear I think the sausage jockeys call them vans. Seriously in the late seventies and early eighties myself and a good friend of mine Jimmy used to greet each other with a flying head butt it used to hurt like mad but it was how things were then, It disgusts me being in these freaks company. My lad done 11 years in the forces and some of the lads who have been round still have the old fashioned values we are used to so all is not lost yet. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,866 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Were in the grip of a salad eaters epidemic the jeans can’t get any tighter or shorter or baggier in the arse region and the beards can’t get any longer or can they ?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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