Popular Post WILF 47,583 Posted February 27, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Right, as there have been a few threads where the problems in dear old Blighty have been the subject of conversation it has obviously been on my mind....... And I have come to a conclusion....... SALAD !! i was in a little Italian coffee shop in darkest Clerkenwell in dear old London Town today waiting for my sausage sandwich and cup of tea..........and as I waited a constant stream of bearded skinny metro sexual types, sporting beards that had more work put into them than the Sistine chapel and talking in that f***ing annoying voice that always sounds happy and enthusiastic about everything we’re going in and out and they all ordered salad of some sort....... So, with my very un trendy lunch order I was sat outside enjoying my tea and John Player Special and it occured to me....... As men have eaten more salad over the years, so the country has gone down the bog!! We have gone from a nation of beef chomping warrior gentlemen to a nation of lettuce eating skinny c**ts who wouldn’t say boo to a goose and worry about “feelings” and go to “the gym” f***ing salad........you have destroyed this once great country ! 6 1 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Couldn't agree more. Do you remember the advert "If Carlsberg did barbecues" with a massive plate of meat with a tiny sprig of parsley or lettuce on top? That sort of ad would be frowned upon now for so many reasons. Mostly that the current generations are fannies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,543 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Hence the term wet lettuce the nations men seem to be losing their edge I go to a motorcycle show every year at tobacco dock run by Bike Shed and it's full of those types you have just described tossers of the highest order. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 And the clothes they wear is ridiculous. Skinny jeans and tight tee shirts. Was shopping for some clothes last week and bearly found a proper pair of jeans. Atb j 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Your not wrong wilf. And what the f**k is ''talking about your feelings''. But actually the people i mix with are nothing like the city and big town poofs you describe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,583 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 It was a very odd experience today, now I have been managing to do a fairly good impression of a normal nice bloke for over 20 years now but I had this real urge to do violence to a couple of these wankers today.........in my minds eye I saw their heads smashing through the plate glass window and felt a real glow of satisfaction !! Very strange !!........London isn’t good for me, must be the air ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,720 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 An they used to blame it on tight Jeans ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,751 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 they do my head in these lads today,,,there like clones...beard ,,short back and sides..side parting...jeans that should be on a 10 year old girl...and no socks to finish the look 7 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 It's not just London wilf. Its over here too. Their more like women than men with all the time it takes them to get ready and keeping up to date with the latest fashion. Not to say anything of them watching their weight like little teenage girls. Sickening to see them Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,720 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 An what the hell is this craze of wearing tight trousers an cutting the knees out of them.??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 The area where I from we keep students for the summer months to learn irish. Some houses could have teenage lads and other ones teenage girls. You wouldn't believe the amount of young lads that wear makeup now. More than the girls do. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: An what the hell is this craze of wearing tight trousers an cutting the knees out of them.??? You pay extra for the ones with the holes in them lol Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,583 Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 minute ago, jetro said: The area where I from we keep students for the summer months to learn irish. Some houses could have teenage lads and other ones teenage girls. You wouldn't believe the amount of young lads that wear makeup now. More than the girls do. Atb j Where I live mate, they could look like Boy George........they would still smell of cattle and silage ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Your not to far from me mate. The only thing about here is if any young lad went out like that he would get a severe kicking. And that would be from the parents lol Atb j 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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