Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 A crisis now so deep, that some have sought emergency police assistance............ https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/kfc-chicken-shortage-met-police-called-over-fast-food-chains-chicken-drought-a3771416.html THL pun-slingers..................GO !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 I don't want to ruffle feathers, but I don't give a cluck really ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,107 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Nowt to do with police ... tho they do suspect foul play. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 These puns are pure poultry in motion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 This is bad news if you're a bit peckish.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,159 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Seem its the fault of the courier service that's took over the contract DHL a company that's described by some as Dumpit Hide it or Launch it over an hedge delivery service.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,854 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 The jamacan by me still has loads of fried chicken in and it's ten times better than the colonel,s secret recipe that he actually stole from the cotton pickers who arrived from the Africa's many moons ago, so if anyone is desperate for some proper fried chicken go to your local Jamaicans and f**k the colonel and his corporate empire, support your local rasta 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 and the chicken couldnt get down the road never mind cross it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,700 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 I blame the fox's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,818 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 If theres a gap in the delivery schedule, surely theres a company out there that can fillet? Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Never go near the place anyway. Greasy shite. Can imagine the despair by a lot of folk though. Seems only a minority these days actually cook home made meals. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,699 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, scothunter said: Never go near the place anyway. Greasy shite. Can imagine the despair by a lot of folk though. Seems only a minority these days actually cook home made meals. Can't stand the overpriced stuff,certainly can't be arsed with the bones either. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, tatsblisters said: Seem its the fault of the courier service that's took over the contract DHL a company that's described by some as Dumpit Hide it or Launch it over an hedge delivery service.lol This is down to non-delivery of orders, not an actual chicken shortage. So, it probably means that many tons of chicken will have to go to waste - and that's the real shame ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,854 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: This is down to non-delivery of orders, not an actual chicken shortage. So, it probably means that many tons of chicken will have to go to waste - and that's the real shame ! It won't go to waste mate, once he gets a coat of his secret recipe on there you will never know its gone off, nobody has said anything upto date and he,s been serving scabby old boilers for years, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ptd87 304 Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 Quite liked it but stopped goin as its friggin halal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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