delswal 3,819 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 8 hours ago, mushroom said: You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ?? I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal..... But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ??? Just out of curiosity of course, what site do you use Mush lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, delswal said: Just out of curiosity of course, what site do you use Mush lol Lonelymidgets.com 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 That was on Lovoo. A phone app like Tinder. Recently broke up with the Mrs so thought fuuck it, within 3 days I'm receiving msgs like that lol Another lass was telling me she loves hard anal ffs ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,677 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, mushroom said: You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ?? I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal..... But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ??? It’s not true until we see pics ... pm me them ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 I seem to remember that passing that kind of shit around is illegal and against privacy laws ? Pm's incoming ???? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,677 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 Cheers for the pics @mushroom ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,852 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 I was running a shoot when I was doing the online dating so I put 'I run the sporting side of a country estate'. Had a picture sat on a quad with a terrier under my arm......im pig ugly but I was beating em off with a shitty stick....had em lining up. No matter how ugly and anti social you are practice makes perfect and I had the chat down to a fine art by the end. Anyone can do it. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 No problem. The one with the very large woman, covered in Bisto is my favourite ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 1 minute ago, DIDO.1 said: I was running a shoot when I was doing the online dating so I put 'I run the sporting side of a country estate'. Had a picture sat on a quad with a terrier under my arm......im pig ugly but I was beating em off with a shitty stick....had em lining up. No matter how ugly and anti social you are practice makes perfect and I had the chat down to a fine art by the end. Anyone can do it. Ive always been good with the ladies. No idea why or how. I just act natural and frankly, I'm naturally a sexy muthafuka ??? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,810 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 On 21/01/2018 at 23:34, W. Katchum said: The chat room in here was like a dating site at one point Good old days lol.. you could feel the love!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,810 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 20 hours ago, ChrisJones said: That and some of the perverts on the forum! Stan was the best woman on here! that do with him and Baw on the wind up had me in stitches.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,938 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 Where' boots gone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,627 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 4 hours ago, mushroom said: You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ?? I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal..... But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ??? My mate at work got sent a pic off a girl I know with a vibrator lodged up bournville boulevard I couldn't believe it ? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,653 Posted January 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 Oi blackmaggie hsve you got a sister.? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,565 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, gnipper said: My mate at work got sent a pic off a girl I know with a vibrator lodged up bournville boulevard I couldn't believe it ? Mate they're all at it lol my ex did things on Skype, when she was in Austria or germany for work to tease me, that you wouldn't believe. TBH I thank her and loved it ? Sex is awesome but has also lost its meaning with the younger generation. They think slapping a fanny or choking on a cock, like in the porn films is gonna make everything ok 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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