mushroom 13,063 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Noticed today, my local supermarket has quail. Lunch is served, with a light red wine sauce. Working from home is great ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,626 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Be like a full chicken in scale to you mush feed you for 3 days that 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,175 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Revolting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 For some reason that quail reminds me of my old woman when she comes to my bed... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,063 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, kanny said: Be like a full chicken in scale to you mush feed you for 3 days that You're right! I ended up attacking another plate of the leafy shit and the Mrs's salmon she left in the fridge ?.. Ok ya tart. I eat a full chicken every time I get a Tandoori ? just coz I'm short don't mean I can't Scran.... anything the Mrs or daughter leaves about ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,063 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Mister Gain said: For some reason that quail reminds me of my old woman when she comes to my bed... If your Mrs looks like an open legged quail when she gets to bed.... you're a lucky guy to have a separate bed ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 41 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Revolting More meat on their leg's than yours jevin. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,819 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 Sparrow and salad? Thats the best you can do when working from home? Get some chips on there ffs and a decent portion of meat, hardly any wonder you're only 4 ft tall ffs ...............get some decent snap into ya self lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 I think I've missed the joke....everyone's comparing you to an oompa loompa mush lol. How tall are you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, dave88 said: I think I've missed the joke....everyone's comparing you to an oompa loompa mush lol. How tall are you? I don't know why everyone bullies him about his height, he's 5ft tall when he's got his heels on! Perfectly respectable IMO 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,175 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, peterhunter86 said: More meat on their leg's than yours jevin. Oi cheeky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,063 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, BGD said: I don't know why everyone bullies him about his height, he's 5ft tall when he's got his heels on! Perfectly respectable IMO Lol Thank fuuck I'm taller than that ? And they're not heels, they're lifts ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,436 Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 37 minutes ago, mushroom said: Lol Thank fuuck I'm taller than that ? And they're not heels, they're lifts ??? I used to work with a lad who was legitimately only 5ft tall, obviously we all took the piss out of him mercilessly but he made it so much worse for himself when he turned up at the works do one year wearing cowboy boots that must have had 4" heels on them poor lad quit a few days after he just couldn't take it anymore. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,063 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Shroom stole woodys cowboy boots, an his hat? Never worn cowboy boots and the hat was Mick Dundee's ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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