Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 a collapsable ladder for work. :icon_eek: OMFG!!! To Die For!!! You Lucky B*stard! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLACKBOB 9 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 I got to spend my last christmas at this house and my last christmas at my local. Moving on in the new year so onwards and upwards hopefully Cheers bob PS why did i eat so much christmas pudding after my big dinner :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 I got, well, err Pissed hic! :crazy: :db: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 not a bloody thing,but then again i wasnt a very good boy this year, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Black XXXXL latex thong and matching Gimp suit with cage, a years subscription to Big Boy magazine . Electric Mitre saw, Router, Le Chameau windstopper fleece, Trousers, Thinsulate Fingerless gloves, Watch, Battery Charger for the Lamp.... I think the idea of the Mitre saw and Router was a Hint from the Monster to start making stuff , what pisses me off is whenever I get trousers they're always about a yard too long! I'm a 34 waist with a 29 inch inside leg .. ATB Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Black XXXXL latex thong and matching Gimp suit with cage, a years subscription to Big Boy magazine . Electric Mitre saw, Router, Le Chameau windstopper fleece, Trousers, Thinsulate Fingerless gloves, Watch, Battery Charger for the Lamp.... I think the idea of the Mitre saw and Router was a Hint from the Monster to start making stuff , what pisses me off is whenever I get trousers they're always about a yard too long! I'm a 34 waist with a 29 inch inside leg .. ATB Jasper if you buy the wife a sewing machine she can turn your trousers up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 if you buy the wife a sewing machine she can turn your trousers up I did that Kay but she always manages to stitch one leg longer than the other! she stitched me a Willy warmer for the winter with my name and address stitched the length in inch high letters, its still too small .... ATB Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 if you buy the wife a sewing machine she can turn your trousers up I did that Kay but she always manages to stitch one leg longer than the other! she stitched me a Willy warmer for the winter with my name and address stitched the length in inch high letters, its still too small .... ATB Jasper Oh really, it must be a bugger getting underpants to fit you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 I got the usual stuff like sock's/ undies/jumper's/deoderent.. but my little chick got me JDarcy's newest book which i have now burned once i started to read it.. ..But the best presant i have ever had that i can remember is a porta mag for the dog's which i have here and the dog's fecking love it.. i just wish i had got one year's ago.. Cheers' Molly.. :kiss: .. Millet Do you have that problem with trouser mate? it happens all the time with me being a short arse. I got the usual socks and XXXXL Gusset jocky Y fronts but I didn't get a Ferret Finder MK3 which was top of the list , if anyone here's of any sales going for these let me know please... Cheers Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLACKBOB 9 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 jas po box 13 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 What's your real name jasper.. .. is it.. Ed.. Millet I wish it was mate ! don't start me off on the size of my Organ. If I ever got any quips about it not quite coming upto scratch which thankfully hasn't happend yet apart from your goodself :kiss:, I will always give the same answer? "I may Have a Small Organ!! But Its Not Used To Playing In f*****g Great Cathedreals"..... Jasper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe 2 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Little dogs with big hearts, a new knife, whiskey etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Only the official Girls Aloud Calendar 2008 It just doesn't get any better than that lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 My Missus got me a Musto stalking coat, best present ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 the missus 6ot herself, i mean me a sony hdd handycam, so expect to be bored pretty soon of some trips out on the lamp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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