Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 " Dear Dad; My new Dad's turned his back, so I'll scratch this out before he comes and grins at me again and starts rubbing my ears and distracting me ..... I'm Happy here! It's great! It's like when I lived with you. Not like that horrible time with the Bad Man. He put a big, heavy chain on me and left me out with my house. He never fed me good things and didn't even clean up after me. He never spoke nicely to me or took me anywhere. Not like you did. But this new Dad's nice! He gave me friends to play with and we have Lots of room! We can run about and play together all day long if we want to. We know where our Dad doesn't want us to go, so we just don't go there. And, if ever I hear him call me, I dash straight back so he knows where I am. Then I like to jump up in the air and try to break his nose with mine! That's great fun and makes him look away and make noises. Then he calls me a " Mad B@stard " and laughs a lot! And me and my mates get to go for a long charge about too. Dad takes us up to The River and I get to run about in the fields on the way. I look for things to fetch. I found a couple of pheasents here, but they're always just in the grassy stuff or hiding from me in thin hedge bottoms. They get away before I can catch them. Dad doesn't mind at all though. He just smiles as he watches me running about, sniffing for things, and smiles a lot. He seems to just like seeing me run about, enjoying myself. Of course, I Always run back to him when he calls me. Sometimes I make his eyes and mouth get big by hopping over things like six bar gates. He calls me " Clever Dog! " when I do that. It's not clever. It's just what I do. Seems to please him though Must admit though; I was scared when I first got here. My new Dad put me on a chain! Well, alright, it was a very light chain. But I couldn't get off it though. And he gave me a house like the Bad Man did too! I thought you'd let me down, Dad! But then this new Dad brought me an Enormous bowl of lovely, fresh Meat! And, every day, he'd come and let me off my chain and let me meet my new mates and get to know them. And he was always changing my water bowl. And I couldn't have a shit without he came and took it away so I couldn't tread in it! And he kept letting me off my chain and asking me to come indoors with him and my mates. Of course, as it was all new to me in there, I had to Mark my presence! But every time I did, Dad would bark and fetch this weird smelling water and make my scent go away?! Then I'd be put back on my chain and have to snuggle up in my own house. Which at least was warm and full of nice stuff to bed in. But Dad just kept doing that. He'd ask me in. I'd pee on his bed or something. He'd bark, even as I did it, and take me back to my own house. But I'm craftier than he is! I figured out that, if I don't pee indoors, he won't make me sleep in my small house. So I've just stopped doing it now. Now I've taught him to let me come indoors and stay here, with my mates and him. I Like my new Dad! He's given me my own bed now. It's right beside his chair and I can have a snooze in it when ever I like. And I Like! It's warm in here, Dad. I have my new friends all around me and we get fed loads of nice, fresh meat and bones each day. Anyway, I'm off to my bed now. I'll have more adventures tomorrow and want to stick to this Dad as he goes about his business. He seems to enjoy me doing that. I watch him do all sorts of things and stand about, or run about as I feel the occasion fits. It's fun! Now I expect he'll be making that light happen, just as I'm fast akip in my bed beside his chair. Never mind him. I'm happy and shall stay like this till he stands up again. I've got this sussed! Hope you have as much fun today as I will, Dad " Making Out He's Blameless! Love him to bits, Val'! Can't fault him ~ Even if he Does sneak onto my computer now and then! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donnyc 1,203 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trapper25 0 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 good one ditch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barney 0 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Lovely ,I was just wondering the other day if you'd managed to get him over to you. Will go and dry my leaky eyes now and take dogs for a wander. Have a great day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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skycat 6,173 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Brilliant! I am SO happy for you Dingo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 thats one clever dog writing all that ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,865 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Ditch have a good day,i know its freezing where you are cause its bloody icy down here too.Respects to ye for giving an abused dog a great life,well done.hopefully we'll cross paths some time.all the best .jigsaw. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 You're a soppy b@astard DS. Glad he made it over the water to you and well done Valentino too for doing right by him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,540 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 ditch your the man lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chancer Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 priceless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meerihunter 7 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Great story Lucky lucky dog. Hows your donkey? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Hes a lucky dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Fantastic, glad that story had a happy ending! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borderboy 80 Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 sounds like he's fallen on his feet, living with you... YIS BB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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