Bake off, I'm an Apprentice etc.

[jukel123 8,213]

These shows have a similar format. They humiliate the contestants. Just once, instead of the contestants squirming and begging to be kept on, I'd like one, just one; to say "stick your f***ing job up your arse Sugar. Who the f**k do you think you are, you clown?"

"Or what do you know about cooking baldie?  You were driving a taxi not long ago, stick the competition, I'm off".

Be a lot better viewing than all this cringing and thanking the judges for the opportunity.

Or maybe it's just me.

Edited December 20, 2017 by jukel123

[forest of dean redneck 11,622]

My wife had the apprentice on other week,honestly cannot see the appeal of these sort of programs,it's so mind numbing!

[jukel123 8,213]

I promise you gents I do not switch them on. Defo women fodder,but very irritating even in the background.

[samboy 314]

I would not watch such rubbish.

[forest of dean redneck 11,622]

Peaky blinders,vikings ,outlander series and lucifer are all I'm watching ATM on the old electronic babysitter.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

46 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Peaky blinders,vikings ,outlander series and lucifer are all I'm watching ATM on the old electronic babysitter.

I missed the 4th episode if peaky blinders and can't find it anywhere do you know where I could find it.

[forest of dean redneck 11,622]

I player?

[Blackbriar 8,569]

I sometimes watch The Apprentice - it's the best comedy on telly !

"The sharpest young business brains in the  country..........." There was an episode where they proved that they (literally) couldn't run a whelk stall. They've tried to run a pound shop, dog grooming, beauty products, various food ventures and ad campaigns - and failed spectacularly at them all.........then bicker like playground 4 year olds, trying to blame each other, as Sugar gets increasingly bad tempered with them.

It's hilarious !

(Don't watch any of the other "reality" 5hite, though..........

[Blackbriar 8,569]

1 hour ago, peterhunter86 said:

I missed the 4th episode if peaky blinders and can't find it anywhere do you know where I could find it.

Terrarium TV has series 4 so far, and all previous series.

[Kay 3,709]

These programs that pluck people from obscurity & make them famous are to simply fill the tabloids on a slow news day , falling out of some nightclub or snapped carrying a tesco carrier to the car 

[WILF 47,167]

I’d love to go on them, I say to Sugar, “look you shortarse Jew prick, speak to me like that again and I’ll wrap one of these 2 grand Eames Chairs round your f***ing bald head you silly looking c**t !........now do I get the job or am I wasting my time ?!”

and that bake off, with that f***ing carpet muncher who thinks she is hilarious but is about as funny as a blood transfusion from Freddy Mercury, that f***ing Noel fielding id put his face against a hot cooker ring and I’d drown that Paul Hollywood or whatever the f**k his name is in a bowl of his own fake tan, prick !

No.......no no, I’m not a fan of either ! Lol 

And just to add, all the contestants should be drowned like kittens !

Edited December 21, 2017 by WILF

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,065]

The thing is, you actually would do that if you were younger 

[WILF 47,167]

1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

The thing is, you actually would do that if you were younger 

And less fat ! Lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,065]

 Glad you hate that chick as well 

she totally destroys throne cast with her shite banter and 90s clothes every week 

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,065]

I’d genuinely live wilf to go on big brother 

“day four in the big brother house and wilf is arguing with all the blacks Asking which one is king Louis from the jungle book”