Porn. WTF?

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Used to nail a married women years back in my teens . Her hubby was doing time for armed robbery .Had a few twitchy moments when rumours started hed found out .Had to knock it on head when she got a bit clingy though ,kissing me goodbye and all that shit .She liked porn and was hell of a ride tbh .They reckon too much  porn makes you impotent but I've always been full of myself lol.

 

[kanny 20,748]

46 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

........ Joanna Jet

I had to Google that but it leaves me with another question. ...how did you know about such things ?

[Jonjon79 13,358]

4 minutes ago, kanny said:

I had to Google that but it leaves me with another question. ...how did you know about such things ?

I wondered if anyone would admit to googling it

 

I don't want to give the game away before Rusty has the pleasure but, my search history is now well and truly violated 

...... Feck knows what sort of ads I'm going start getting on here now

[peterhunter86 8,627]

11 minutes ago, foxdropper said:

Used to nail a married women years back in my teens . Her hubby was doing time for armed robbery .Had a few twitchy moments when rumours started hed found out .Had to knock it on head when she got a bit clingy though ,kissing me goodbye and all that shit .She liked porn and was hell of a ride tbh .They reckon too much  porn makes you impotent but I've always been full of myself lol.

 

Poaching another Mans wife while he's in the nick is low.

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

It's  too high off the ground to feed itself mate and I was about 17 /18 .Every teenagers dream .Take a good bloke to say no to a persistent women with everything in the right places 

[Jonjon79 13,358]

3 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Dirty b*****d haha

We have another Googler

[stumfelter 3,034]

1 hour ago, Jonjon79 said:

........ Joanna Jet

You are one sick puppy!

[king 11,984]

50 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

Poaching another Mans wife while he's in the nick is low.

And FD spat the dummy when lads were poaching his perm.so sleeping with a man's wife is ok.but lads taking a bit of game off the perm is a massive no no.

Karma is a bitch ?

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Women are two a penny but good ground is hard to come by mate .like I said ,take a good man to turn it down .

[peterhunter86 8,627]

15 minutes ago, foxdropper said:

Women are two a penny but good ground is hard to come by mate .like I said ,take a good man to turn it down .

Take's an Even better man to walk by good ground 

[king 11,984]

27 minutes ago, foxdropper said:

Women are two a penny but good ground is hard to come by mate .like I said ,take a good man to turn it down .

You are showing your true colours with that statement fd 

It all come down to morals in my book.

My head hits the pillow with a 100% clear conscious every night.and I've been married 16yrs.

Yea maybe the woman wants it.but it takes a man to walk away.wether married or single

We are all different in our morals.but it's 1 thing no one can take away from me.

Having morals is worth more than 10 millon in the bank to me.and I like to bother with lads of the same thinking.

And a little more of a rant.

Not aimed at you but the majority of fellow untrustworthy lads.

How can someone trust a fellow dog man 10000% 

If they don't even respect there own wife.i can't 

Only 2 lads I bother with of the same thinking.

Merry Xmas.

[Jonjon79 13,358]

1 hour ago, stumfelter said:

You are one sick puppy!

The vision will leave you eventually ................ eventually

[jiggy 3,209]

6 hours ago, Greyman said:

My son had to take a couple of free slaps from a school mate of his last year (he,s not at school now 24) but met an old mate last year went on the piss and ended up shagging his mates mum, every boys dream turned into every boys nightmare when his mate walked in to find him balls deep in his mum, he come home with a bit of a shiner and a load of strangle marks round his neck I asked what had happened and he told me the story, said he felt a bit bad and could,nt really whack his mate after what he,d just witnessed, so gave him a few freebies and got on, as they say a standing dick has no conscience 

When you said you had evidence of big cats I didn't think you meant cougars ?????? Show us the pictures then!

[Waz 4,274]

2 hours ago, Jonjon79 said:

I wondered if anyone would admit to googling it

 

I don't want to give the game away before Rusty has the pleasure but, my search history is now well and truly violated 

...... Feck knows what sort of ads I'm going start getting on here now

ffs just cleaned all my history out aswell..

 

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Go on them, as we're divulging saucy secrets.........

The good lady phoned me the other day, and said "I'm not wearing  any underwear !"

"Really ?" I said, a bit taken aback.

"Yes" she purred.........

 

 

 

"Because you didn't put the f***ing washing in the f***ing dryer any of the f***ing 10 times I asked you to !"