Porn. WTF?

[J_Edwards 70]

An ex-girlfriend of mine at Uni did a particular "photo shoot". She said it was a shoot, but wouldn't tell me what kind of shoot. We'd just met each other at the time, but I read between the lines and through deduction worked-out it was something she didn't want me to know about. Something saucy. When I eventually found it what it was, saucy was a massive understatement. You're talking whips, chains, latex, gags, all sorts of deviance. It was like the cellar scene from Pulp Fiction. Only with women. She got £800 for a morning of dressing in latex and a few "fake" lesbian scenes. At least I think they were fake, I only saw snippets. 

 

What cracks me up is that there are millions of porn videos on the internet. Someone, somewhere, must recognise some of the participants. They could be someone's Mum, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle. Even Grandma or Grandad to the extreme. Plus there are thousands of young girls (like my ex) who want to make a quick few quid. They do it once, and they're on the internet for eternity. They could be settled down with a respectable job, husband and kids. The repercussions of a video coming back to haunt them would be devastating. 

 

 

 

 

[Meece 1,957]

14 hours ago, king said:

 

Having morals is worth more than 10 millon in the bank to me.

I'd rather have the 10 million in the bank. You could have a lot of fun on 10 million. Sod what people thought. Lifes short.

16 hours ago, peterhunter86 said:

Poaching another Mans wife while he's in the nick is low.

If he hadn't gotten involved in armed robbery and abandoned his Mrs, the problem wouldn't be there.

12 hours ago, Blackbriar said:

Go on them, as we're divulging saucy secrets.........

The good lady phoned me the other day, and said "I'm not wearing  any underwear !"

"Really ?" I said, a bit taken aback.

"Yes" she purred.........

 

 

 

"Because you didn't put the f***ing washing in the f***ing dryer any of the f***ing 10 times I asked you to !"

It's not just me that doesn't listen then ?.

A bloke that I know is quite a hansom fellow with fairly large pockets. Basicaly he could have any really gorgeous female out there but He always went for the larger party. When I quized him about this, he said that they were always more appreciative for that which they received ??. Let us be truly grateful. He could just turn up, arrive and clear off again. Unlike operating with a high maintenance version that spat the dummy out on a regular basis. That needed /wanted, nay demanded things !!!

Edited December 15, 2017 by Meece

[Blackbriar 8,569]

26 minutes ago, Meece said:

It's not just me that doesn't listen then ?.

I've been married to the current Lady BB for getting on for 18 years..........a long marriage is based largely on selective hearing and memory !

[gnipper 6,426]

13 hours ago, J_Edwards said:

An ex-girlfriend of mine at Uni did a particular "photo shoot". She said it was a shoot, but wouldn't tell me what kind of shoot. We'd just met each other at the time, but I read between the lines and through deduction worked-out it was something she didn't want me to know about. Something saucy. When I eventually found it what it was, saucy was a massive understatement. You're talking whips, chains, latex, gags, all sorts of deviance. It was like the cellar scene from Pulp Fiction. Only with women. She got £800 for a morning of dressing in latex and a few "fake" lesbian scenes. At least I think they were fake, I only saw snippets. 

 

What cracks me up is that there are millions of porn videos on the internet. Someone, somewhere, must recognise some of the participants. They could be someone's Mum, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle. Even Grandma or Grandad to the extreme. Plus there are thousands of young girls (like my ex) who want to make a quick few quid. They do it once, and they're on the internet for eternity. They could be settled down with a respectable job, husband and kids. The repercussions of a video coming back to haunt them would be devastating. 

 

 

 

 

Imagine her poor kids getting shown the pics in years to come by the lads at school 

[Meece 1,957]

They might be quite proud of their shapely mum. They might say look at the xyz on that. Better than your fat old hag of a mum. The women in my family have always been proud of their carcasses. They haven't but it wouldn't worry me. It's all in the mind set. Even if you did know someone it ain't a lot of use to you if you have no physical contact with them that is reciprocated.

[mackem 26,255]

13 hours ago, J_Edwards said:

What cracks me up is that there are millions of porn videos on the internet. Someone, somewhere, must recognise some of the participants. They could be someone's Mum, Dad, Sister, Brother, Aunt, Uncle. Even Grandma or Grandad

Or daughter.......................fairly recent page three model lived very close,i think she lives in Ibiza now,she has her own website and agent,nowadays described as a glamour model?Was always in nuts,loaded,FHM page 3 etc...etc...etc,she went page 3 at 16 or 17,her dad used to get loads of shit from people,lads he worked with etc.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

24 minutes ago, mackem said:

Or daughter.......................fairly recent page three model lived very close,i think she lives in Ibiza now,she has her own website and agent,nowadays described as a glamour model?Was always in nuts,loaded,FHM page 3 etc...etc...etc,she went page 3 at 16 or 17,her dad used to get loads of shit from people,lads he worked with etc.

Bird up the road from is a glamour model she's done a bit of porn I think,I've seen a few home made vids of her getting fcuked,she goes by the name ava van rose.

[lurcherman 887 13,086]

Aint she drakes personal cock sucker 

[peterhunter86 8,627]

2 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Aint she drakes personal cock sucker 

That's the one pal.

[mackem 26,255]

10 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said:

she goes by the name ava van rose.

Real name bridget  

 

[lurcherman 887 13,086]

Shes rancid.... i knew was her my brother works with giggs brother and she was mentioned lol proper deep throat queen that one spitting the lot ??

[lurcherman 887 13,086]

Change of subject lads el chapo season 2 just started the whole season on netflix

[peterhunter86 8,627]

4 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Shes rancid.... i knew was her my brother works with giggs brother and she was mentioned lol proper deep throat queen that one spitting the lot ??

Her ex caught her in a hotel room with to blokes and she cried rape and he gave them a kicking and got a few year's jail.

[Mister Gain 1,764]

About 11-12 years ago it came to light that one of our drivers was visiting a dominatrix, and he was foolish enough to tell another of the drivers. It didn't take long for the info to do the rounds to all different depots. You would walk into a mess room miles from home only to be greeted by a pinned up photo of the bloke wearing nothing but PVC pants, tied up or hand cuffed, wearing a dog collar and/or lead, eating from a dog bowl, licking the birds shoes, getting spanked... you get the picture. Spoke to him about it, you get no actual sexual gratification and you don't even get to see her in the noddy, not even topless.

He was handy for the xmas piss-up as he could hold the whip 

He used to be in a lot of photos on her website but I just looked and it's all changed, looks like there's plenty of money to be made for her sort though, she does international visits. Must be a bit dodgy for her.

Needless to say, the bloke got plenty of stick (pun intended) especially along the lines of the collar and lead and dog bowl. He took it in good part though.

[lurcherman 887 13,086]

Peter like the old stamp of my balls stuff