DIDO.1 22,846 Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 Who's from Southport? Taken the Mrs for a dirty weekend away....there's geese everywhere, coming into the marsh over main Street. Arrived at 6 and thousands were coming over, half 11 and they are still coming...Mrs and bouncers looking at me like I'm daft blowing my call in the middle of the road!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil b 2,355 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Why would you take a goose call on a dirty weekend? It would be the last thing on my mind 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Why would you take a goose call on a dirty weekend? It would be the last thing on my mind She said she wanted to gaggle on something? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 She said she wanted a right good bonking but he heard honking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) He wanted to take a gander at her tits? Edited October 7, 2017 by Hydropotesinermis Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 He goosed her? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Maybe so he could out the bar tab on his bill? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 He wanted to see her pink? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Thats all i've got. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Hahaha. The call was in the car when I arrived! We actually really enjoyed it....nice hotel, live music in a local bar and plenty of good restaurants. Ok I know it's sad...I should of had other things on my mind...but bloody geese everywhere! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,264 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Ok mate we get the jist, your shite at jokes haha Haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I did somehow get my leg over....but was so pissed I can't really remember ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I like Southport, far worse coastal towns to stay at and if you seen a few geese, had a beer an emptied yer sack, you've done alright there... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 The novelty wears off with the noise of the geese and being shit on by one isn't good either. What hotel did you stay at dido? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 The novelty wears off with the noise of the geese and being shit on by one isn't good either. What hotel did you stay at dido? The bold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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