NEWKID 27,048 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Send me your CV Kenneth.... I'm guessing it reads... Used to shoot people for a living now kill animals for a living.... you'll be perfect mate. Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Kev you need a Wiltshire based salesman with a bit of patter to help you move forward You do realise most sales people don't start with "Look, let's square this deal off lively or I will punch your face in" don't you mate? Lol lol I can be nice to people ........ He's not prejudiced......he hates everyone equally ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Send me your CV Kenneth.... I'm guessing it reads... Used to shoot people for a living now kill animals for a living.... you'll be perfect mate. Lol 18 contracts all won by moi ??? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,575 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 I get a satisfied secure feeling every time I walk past my log store, not the same as looking at a gas boiler wondering how much its costing. Any luck a good hard winter for us down south this year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,587 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 I just hope the first sales call don't refuse his offer of an introductory pork pie or it could be the final assault on Bhagdad all over again !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,288 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Right I'm away to owld Gavs to burn a few logs and blow the froth off a few flagons be f****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,067 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Its ok for them,turbans keep em warm,how about us lot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,531 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 lol you fukcers do know that I own my own company don't you ........ Is that the invention company that designs and patents tow bar dog exercisers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 lol you fukcers do know that I own my own company don't you ........ Is that the invention company that designs and patents tow bar dog exercisers Ive sold that company I have moved on to the mobile treadmill that fits to the front of your car so you can watch the dog exercise as you drive around. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,427 Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 How do you stop Saddo Khan spitting ....................Chuck another log on the fire. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 What do you guys think the best burning logs are? Pine burns pretty fast but hot if its a good fat wood. Ash is my favourite good slow burners. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 I got my dog into collecting fire wood aswell lol he will carry a bit wood all way home and drop it at back door.every bit helps. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,844 Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) lol you fukcers do know that I own my own company don't you ........Soviet style assassinations are not classed as a company model anymore, in the UK anyway mate Edited October 1, 2017 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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