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Dawn B

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:D old mate of mine once shot a buck squirrel and was similarly impressed by his luggage. So much so in fact that he asked me if I'd set it up for him in a pose doing it justice.

 

Thus my most interesting commission came about. I called it " Rude Squirrel ".

 

I used a dorsal incision (opened him up from the back) and made sure to fully replace all that nature had bestowed. But then I went for it big time with the Taxidermic Lisence: I fitted that squirrel with the biggest erection ye've ever seen!

 

In fact, I set him up prancing about on his back legs, doubly upright, as it were. One paw grasping his appendage as the other slapped the back of his head! Eyes deliberately bulging! :laugh:

 

I was asked to bring my latest work down to my local. Which I did. One bloke actually took one look and slammed his glass down before storming out, never to be seen there again! :icon_eek: Rest of the place just erupted in belly laughter, seemingly at my Master Piece and that poor souls reaction to it.

 

Sadly, this was all in a day and time long before Digital Cameras had ever been conceptualised. I've since lost touch with Rick, the customer, and have only memories of that piece.

 

But oh; The memories!

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