The Roast Dinner

[forest of dean redneck 11,591]

 

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

 

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....image.jpg

can you really prepare a meal in 2 mins

Just thinking that pmsl

[mushroom 12,904]

 

 

 

 

I cook all week long, I love it and tbh I never take less than an hour to make a meal.

Read this earlier and decided to make a steak dinner lol 20170914_205108.jpg

Wtf was that have you just eaten your dog lol

That's 1.3kg of prime beef

that steak cant be 2.8lb if so how big are those tomatoes

One big beef tomatoe sliced into 3 and I promise you it is 1.3kg I asked for a kilo more or less and the cheeky cnut went more

[Accip74 7,112]

 

 

 

 

I cook all week long, I love it and tbh I never take less than an hour to make a meal.

Read this earlier and decided to make a steak dinner lol 20170914_205108.jpg

Wtf was that have you just eaten your dog lol

That's 1.3kg of prime beef

that steak cant be 2.8lb if so how big are those tomatoes

One big beef tomatoe sliced into 3 and I promise you it is 1.3kg I asked for a kilo more or less and the cheeky cnut went more

It's always a little over....;-)

[tb25 4,627]

Well I'm going to be the odd man out. I have very little interest in food. I would quite happily take a pill which contains all the nutrients I need and forget about food. I just don't get what all the fuss is about . I drive my Mrs mad because she loves to cook and keep saying 'can you taste that herb, that flavouring etc?' I always say I can. But truthfully I couldn't give a f**k whether my food is hot or cold, spicy or bland. No interest. I know I'm missing out on something big but f**k all I can do about it. The plus side is I don't put on weight. My weight is only a few pounds more than when I was a teenager.

am the same mate.I dont eat more than 3 times a week.no intrest in food at all

[dytkos 17,789]

Old man used to have custard on his yorkshires for afters.

I must have seen millions of roast dinners during my previous career, took me 2 years to fancy one again lol

 

Cheers, D.

[MOLE265 792]

 

 

 

 

I cook all week long, I love it and tbh I never take less than an hour to make a meal.

Read this earlier and decided to make a steak dinner lol 20170914_205108.jpg

Wtf was that have you just eaten your dog lol

That's 1.3kg of prime beef

that steak cant be 2.8lb if so how big are those tomatoes

Pmsl.

[MOLE265 792]

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....

 

image.jpg

Why have you got a photo of a man up when you speak of making love to a woman, have you got something to tell us pmsl.

[MOLE265 792]

 

 

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....

 

image.jpg

can you really prepare a meal in 2 mins

He's a ping ping, man!!!

[mushroom 12,904]

 

 

 

 

 

I cook all week long, I love it and tbh I never take less than an hour to make a meal.

Read this earlier and decided to make a steak dinner lol 20170914_205108.jpg

Wtf was that have you just eaten your dog lol

That's 1.3kg of prime beef

that steak cant be 2.8lb if so how big are those tomatoes

One big beef tomatoe sliced into 3 and I promise you it is 1.3kg I asked for a kilo more or less and the cheeky cnut went more

It's always a little over....;-)

I've got the receipt somewhere lol

 

Regardless I ate the last bit today on bread with mustard

[Accip74 7,112]

 

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....image.jpg

Why have you got a photo of a man up when you speak of making love to a woman, have you got something to tell us pmsl.

It's Swiss Toni from the fast show. It was a running gag on the show........many years ago ;-)

[BGD 6,436]

 

 

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....image.jpg

Why have you got a photo of a man up when you speak of making love to a woman, have you got something to tell us pmsl.

It's Swiss Toni from the fast show. It was a running gag on the show........many years ago ;-)

They did a spin-off sitcom with the Swiss Toni character too

[Accip74 7,112]

 

 

 

 

Baked potatoes, chopping the other veggies, cooking that fat fuucking steak real slow to get the most blood and keep it tender

Preparing a nice meal is like making love to a beautiful women.....image.jpg

Why have you got a photo of a man up when you speak of making love to a woman, have you got something to tell us pmsl.

It's Swiss Toni from the fast show. It was a running gag on the show........many years ago ;-)

They did a spin-off sitcom with the Swiss Toni character too

That's probably where that pic came from. He looks a little more polished ;-)

[jukel123 7,994]

Swiss Toni.

watch

[Accip74 7,112]

Swiss Toni.

My last boss in the UK was much like Swiss Toni, complete with breakdown....

[jukel123 7,994]

The Fast Show was one of the telly highlights of the week in the 90s. Paul Whitehouse and Caroline Aherne used to crease me. Whitehouse and Charlie Higgins co-wrote it, they created some brilliant comic characters between them.