Well, I`m In A&e

[mark williams 7,558]

Sat in A&E

 

Not a good day.

I decided to go horse riding, something I`ve not done in years, " big mistake".

 

I got on the horse and started slowly but then went a little faster, before I new it we were going flat out, as fast as the horse would go !

 

I couldn`t take the pace of it and fell off, my foot was caught in the stirrup with the horse dragging me, " it wouldn`t stop" !!!

 

Thank goodness the manager of Toys- R - us came out and unplugged the machine !

 

He had the nerve to take all my loose change so I wouldn`t attempt to ride the Elephant.

 

 

 

 

atb Mark.

[just-A-snap 1,269]

Call the police on the pickpocket, the cheeky so and so. This is England in 2017, Ha, Health and Safety Nonsense and Pickpockets. Notice they are nowhere to be found when the S*** Hits the Fan or it's their Round of Drinks.

All the very pest for you and yours

[bigmac 97kt 13,803]

You c*nt

 

thought i was going to have to come down and give you the kiss of life

 

good mind real good one that Mark funny as f*ck

 

your best post yet that one

 

atvbjimmy :thumbs:

[si brown 8,486]

you've got to much time on your hands mark!

 

atb si

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Bored are we you bugga ,that had me going hate blooming hosse,s since 1 bit me many moons ago .I ve done similar stupid with the grandkids and always end up a cropper.

[The one 8,486]

As long as you dont have the John Wayne walk

[Ooops 6]

A little warning next time, I've just spat a mouthful of tea all over my keyboard!

[j j m 6,550]

ha ha very good mark mate

[pianoman 3,587]

YOU BUGGER! :laugh:

 

Had me good and proper for a moment there Mark! I was wondering how you actually were....Nearly had coffee all over me monitor!

 

Actually, I have the opportunity to go riding again after over 20-odd years since I gave up the saddle. There's a bloody omen here, so, I won't bother going down the stables! I'm too big and too bloody old to go breaking my neck in a fall. I'll stick to four wheels and two legs now on.

 

Oh well, shows we care about you though, don't it!

 

All the best mate.

Simon

[PLEDGEY 496]

First I was like, WTF!!! , then I was like, twat :laugh:

[Jonjon79 13,358]

First I was like, WTF!!! , then I was like, twat :laugh:

Same here ........ I thought he'd really feckin hurt himself

 

 

Good one Mark - Y'ol fecker

[David.evans 5,323]

You know what they say mark , once a twat always a twat , pmsl

Great mate ,

Atb pal

[villaman 9,983]

It's true what they say about you Mark

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fcuking Twat

[philpot 5,005]

As already said, had me going...................................................................your best post mate. very funny.

 

Phil