Old Sayings

[Igz 1,445]

It's a bit black over old bills mothers

[peterhunter86 8,627]

A shut mouth catch's no fly's.

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Alcohol free lager is like licking out your sister... both taste the same but just f***ing wrong ? Atb

That's dark ???

[Foxpack 2 7,852]

As much use as a trap door on a canoe

[Foxpack 2 7,852]

Slow lurcher saying.... Wouldn't catch me on a beach.

Jacking lurcher.... Nxt time lad take its muzzle off. Or you would think it was grabbing at dynamite.

 

Shit terrier.. Wouldn't find me in a phone box or my favourite

 

Couldn't find a steak in a f***ing oven.

[Daniel cain 45,564]

Couldn't stop a pig in a passage. Atb dc

[Chaff 3,622]

Up there for thinking

Down there for dancing

[brambles 3,250]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

[Chaff 3,622]

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

 

Like a prick in a top hat

Smells like a tarts handbag

Sticks like shit to a blanket

[TeDuke 276]

Never shit on your own doorstep

[Chaff 3,622]

Don't just stand there like a spare prick at a whores wedding

[peng 136]

Nothing better than a bit of sun on Ya back....

Apart from a bit of daughter on Ya face

[Mr Wilkes 3,012]

What you eating ?... shit wi sugar on ! Do you want some ?.

[singles 56]

Best one I've heard off here a few year's ago was " the bullshit stops when the tailgate drops "

[gamerooster 1,179]

There's many old dogs, and many bold dogs, but there ain't many old bold dogs

 

Every man is entitled to one good dog and one good woman in his lifetime

 

It's not rape if you shout surprise first