jigsaw 11,863 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Beauty never boiled a pot Haha must be a Cork one, my mother used always say it, I don't know why she used to keep looking at me when she was saying it though, haha. If the hat fits, wear it. You'd want eyes in the back of your head yep old cork saying rebel....she was looking at you cause for the first 7 years she thought you were the most beautiful daughter she had,,,then she realised you were a boy lol Quote Link to post
tinytiger 828 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 If you stuck your arse out the window, could you go outside and push it back in? Whilst lifting yourself off the ground with feet in bucketsused be a local mad kunt that used try to get us to do that when we were small-thought he just made it up-hed always have stories of some very strong kid in the next parish that managed to lift the bucket. 1 Quote Link to post
singles 56 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Ya don't know your born . Quote Link to post
neems 2,406 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 if you ever asked my grandad were he was going it was always to see a man about a dog. 2 Quote Link to post
mushroom 12,921 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 if you ever asked my grandad were he was going it was always to see a man about a dog. Was he a Geordie?? 2 Quote Link to post
brambles 3,221 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'll make you smile on the other side of your face 1 Quote Link to post
Whitebuck 145 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 If your granny had balls, she woulda been your granda Quote Link to post
Whitebuck 145 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 My da used to say " if you run with the fox, you get chased by the hounds" Quote Link to post
Bosun11 537 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 (That dog) Couldn't catch a hare in a telephone box..! Quote Link to post
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'll make you smile on the other side of your face. My ma would say if you fall off that wall and break your legs don't come running to me. 2 Quote Link to post
brambles 3,221 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I'll make you smile on the other side of your face. My ma would say if you fall off that wall and break your legs don't come running to me. mine would say " any more of your lip and I'll take my hand off your jaw" Quote Link to post
Gilbey 1,434 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Where ya been? "scratting shit with the hens" What's that? "a sneck for a ducks arse" Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,129 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 . Quote Link to post
lurcherman 887 13,129 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Never let your right hand know what your lefts doing Quote Link to post
sher1 56 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Ear nowt, see nowt, say nowt. Quote Link to post
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