Old Sayings

[robertb123 372]

He's so unlucky if he fell in a barrel of tits he'd come up sucking his thumb

[bird 9,932]

You can take a horse to water

 

But a pencil must be lead

you can take horse to water, but you car'nt make it drink .!!

[Bobtheferret 1,248]

Face only a mother could love.

[Dinosaurs 2,101]

Sweating like. BLack man on a Rape charge...., Beat him like a black step child.... If you fall & break your leg Dont come running to me...., If your looking for sympathy its in the dictionary between Shit & Syphalis LEAVE IT THERE!!! Atb

[Dinosaurs 2,101]

Your as usefull as a Cock Flavoured Lollipop. Atb

[Daniel cain 45,564]

Your as usefull as a Cock Flavoured Lollipop. Atb

one of my favourites lol. Atb dc

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Fanny like a wizards sleve

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Alcohol free lager is like licking out your sister... both taste the same but just f***ing wrong Atb

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Was it Ginger beard who told you that.

[walshie 2,804]

The lights are on but no-one's home.

 

Close your mouth, there's a bus coming.

 

"Where you going?" "There and back to see how far it is."

[peterhunter86 8,627]

Shut your mouth and eat you're dinner.

[Seabass1 2]

Hour in the morning worth 2 in the afternoon

[darbo 4,776]

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

[darbo 4,776]

.94_.281896.29' title="Rudyard Kipling">If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs, it's just possible that you haven't grasped the situation

[walshie 2,804]

You and who's army?

[peterhunter86 8,627]

This is an old saying in keepdiggins gaff,ah da your hurting me your hurting me take it out take it out haha.