Old Sayings

[tank34 2,341]

You shit your hole full

[Aussie Whip 4,097]

I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

 

She's as ugly as a hat full of assholes

 

 

 

So hungry could eat the crutch out of a rag doll

[Stephen unwin. 255]

Never put yer love spuds on the barbi

[walshie 2,804]

Me: "It's not fair."

Mum: "Nor's a black man's arse."

[countrymon 52]

 if you catch a weasel, piss in his ear

[countrymon 52]

as about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

 

[two crows 3,342]

hes no shop egg

[Lowther 185]

If I wanted to listen to a whining arsehole I’d fart 

[Bearfoot 1,477]

always stick to the plan 

 

Edited November 6, 2018 by Bearfoot

[Igz 1,445]

About as much use as a chocolate tpot 

[Bearfoot 1,477]

[Stephen unwin. 255]

She's got a fanny like a yawning hippo 

[Stephen unwin. 255]

Fanny like a stab wound in a gorillas back 

[Scafflad1 138]

Yano what thaught did followed a muck cart n thaught it was a wedding used quite often on gobshite labourers

[mr powers 876]

Dont put your finger were u wouldnt put your cock