Old Sayings

[peng 136]

A bad days hunting still beats a good day at work

[Igz 1,445]

As tight as a nuns c**t

[Igz 1,445]

Seen more fat on a greasy chip

[Northern Rock 512]

there's more meat on a butchers pencil

 

Put wood in'thole

 

A duck with one bill goes Qua

 

Nowt as queer as folk

 

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle

 

Face like a bag of spanners

 

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

 

Pigs won't follow an empty bucket

[Daniel cain 45,479]

Like a gipsies dog... All cock and ribs.. Atb dc

[lurcher power 86]

Fits like a glove on a chickens lip

[Fellman Mark 607]

You talking to me or chewing a brick either way your going to lose you teeth

[Dinosaurs 2,082]

Fellman Mark. Ive not heard that ine since my teens ? Atb

[Dinosaurs 2,082]

Fits like a Co op shirt. Atb

[dytkos 17,800]

He skens like a basket of whelps

Shit through the eye of a needle

Fart and give us a clue

 

Cheers, D.

[walshie 2,804]

She could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

[Guest Navek]

If you want soar like an eagle the stop shitting with the pigeons

 

More neck than a two headed giraffe

 

Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining

 

You don't help your self to a mans beer out of his fridge then complain about the brand he drinks

 

Better to ask forgiveness than permission my son

 

Look after your own

 

Shed suck a bowling ball through a hosepipe

 

She ad mo ammer than a joiners chisel

[lurcherman 887 13,154]

Couldnt pull the socks off a dead man

[Daniel cain 45,479]

See you round... Like your belly...

Tuck your teeth into your waistband you fat bitch...

Head like a 10lb sewin...

Go take your face for a shit...

Couple I've used when I've been knocked back lol. Atb dc

[Francie 6,368]

Youve a head on ye like a siv.