Old Sayings

[dytkos 17,793]

You can't Polish a turd...

You can cover it in glitter though

 

Cheers, D.

[singles 56]

" You can only piss with the cock you've got " !

[Hertspoacher 0]

You can't teach stupid

[Casso 1,261]

You can take a horse to water

 

But a pencil must be lead

[gnipper 6,467]

Look after your broom

[Penda 3,341]

Let the dog see the rabbit ?

[singles 56]

" it is what it is

[nothernlite 18,080]

Fanniebaws

[Francie 6,368]

Feck it

[singles 56]

" If you can't stand the heat , get out of the kitchen "

[Dinosaurs 2,044]

My Dad used to say " If your not in bed by 10.30pm ... come home" ? Atb

[lurcherman 887 13,126]

Eat shite

[blackmaggie 3,376]

A dog is either a sleeper or a keeper you need 3 things in life a good pair of boots a good bed or a good woman because you will always be in one of them don't shit on your own doorstep never judge a book by its cover and take everyday as it comes just a few I've heard over the years

Edited August 17, 2017 by blackmaggie

[Marvel 469]

Don't whistle with custard in your mouth

[sher1 56]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.