Any Good Dog Poems?

[Whitebuck 145]

I made mine up myself

[Rabbit Hunter 6,613]

Lmao. Very witty.

[M r b 37]

If it's white it's right ??

[Themole 323]

I got my first black dog from Tipperary. Like his father he was quite hairy.

I won't say he was the best because that would make me a liar. But by god he was a tryer. His first dig was to a Fox .using the old grey box .3 foot the box said .by the time we were down. the Fox was dead .even tho the dog is long passed .he won't be forgotton. the little black dog owes me nothing .

[Whitebuck 145]

I once had a black dog called buck

He was useless,not worth a f**k

I was young had no sense at the time

I commited a terrible crime

 

Sold him on to a dog man called Booth

A man who could not tell the truth

The dog was renowned in a year

Being dug every week with no fear

 

Pups from him where 500 pound

But when tried would not go to ground

Went back to Booth to see the crack

But he had headed to france and would never come back

Edited August 17, 2017 by Whitebuck

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,840]

To be fair most of those are shite lol

 

The best one I every read on here was by taffy,

 

It was written from the perspective of a doddery old man , and had the last line

 

"After all he was only a patterdale"

 

I had a print of it somewhere

[rippem 455]

Why bash everyone for what they feel and wrote then make a comment on what you thought was best but can't post it? That's ??.

[YOKEL 2,229]

Not earth dogs, but always loved this...

 

There once lived an overgrown kid near our lot,

Who owned a large mongrel, whose name I´ve forgot.

The boy was a bully, his dog was the same,

And they both used their size to play a mean game.

 

All the kids in the neighbourhood feared this tough nut,

As the house-dogs for blocks, feared his oversized mutt.

Toy poodles or collies or terrier small,

Made no difference, the big cur could handle them all.

 

The pair soon were famous, their game they played well,

For they had every dog near the tracks cut to hell.

One day a new family took the house down the street,

They owned a trim brindle dog, with white blaze and white feet.

 

His eyes were quite small, his muzzle looked strong,

His low carried tail was fine, pointed, not long.

He carried him self with a confident air,

On the street he´d pas dogs as if they weren´t there.

 

A few telltale scars on his shoulders and head,

Told a mute story, better than if it was read.

Fifty pounds of spring steel, he was quick as a cat,

And he´d fight if he had to, at a drop of a hat.

 

Then one day in Spring Down, by the kids hut,

The big bully came, and behind him his mutt.

The two dogs stood rigid, and to my surprise,

The yellow dog was twice the brindle dogs size.

 

The big dog moved in, but his jaws snapped on air,

The thing he had lunged at, well it just wasn´t there.

A clever sidestep had avoided his jump,

Something clamped on his throat, he went down with a thump.

 

He tried to break loose, he was fighting in fear,

His head it was pounding, couldn´t see, couldn´t hear,

His wind was cut off, he was beaten through and through,

And the big kid, astounded, felt he´d had enough too.

 

They got "Brindle" off, "Yellow" got to his feet,

And with tail between legs, weakly went down the street.

Now I wonder if anyone reading this screed,

Could tell me just what was the brindle dogs breed...

Yokel

[mushroom 12,902]

 

 

Where did you get that one from Neil ???

 

I seen it somewhere 9 or 10 years ago and stuck it in my diary and when I seen this topic I dug it up.

Time flies by I didn't think it was that long ago I wrote that .......

You wrote that yourself??

 

Would never have pegged you as a fuucking swotty cnut

 

Come on tell the truth ya mum helped you write it, didn't she? Cheating swine ?

[socks 32,253]

 

 

 

Where did you get that one from Neil ???

I seen it somewhere 9 or 10 years ago and stuck it in my diary and when I seen this topic I dug it up.

Time flies by I didn't think it was that long ago I wrote that .......

You wrote that yourself??

Would never have pegged you as a fuucking swotty cnut

Come on tell the truth ya mum helped you write it, didn't she? Cheating swine

My carer helped to sharpen my crayons .......

[socks 32,253]

I wrote a decent one about lurchers ... its on moochers somewhere I think .......

[mushroom 12,902]

I have a dog called cabron,

I cannot wait 'till he's gone,

He stresses me out,

I give him a clout,

Yet the mong continues on

[Whitebuck 145]

There once was a wanker called stiff

Who we all wish would jump off a cliff

A complete f***ing twat

A real first class prat

When he talks theres a terrible whiff

[sounder79 80]

In days of old , when men were bold.

And paper was not invented.

 

They wiped their arse with a sod of grass

And walked away contented.

[neil cooney 10,416]

 

Not exactly a poem and we've all heard it before but it shouldn't be left out of this thread.