tatsblisters 10,188 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing on your slippers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Bloody hell you only start worrying when your pubes go grey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,707 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Bloody hell you only start worrying when your pubes go ginger Just shave your head, or are you going to die it jet black an have the 2 little grey bits by your ears pmsl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 (edited) You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing on your slippers Dirty old goat at work reckons he rolls over and bangs one out onto the lino on the bedroom floor to avoid waking g the mrs Edited August 3, 2017 by beast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rez 4,961 Posted August 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it......No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it......No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing on your slippers Dirty old goat at work reckons he rolls over and bangs one out onto the lino on the bedroom floor to avoid waking g the mrs Obviously you mean yourself... 'Dirty old goat...' Good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Bloody hell you only start worrying when your pubes go grey. Still got the same dark brown hair Ive allways had and I'm 50 in two years,so I was feeling quite smug till I read this.....it looks like a squirrel having a kip under a chipolata downstairs lol carpet and curtains definetly don't match lolol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing You will be popping viagra next lolI'm a married man, so I've no need for it...... No point putting lead in your pencil when there's nobody worth writing to ! it has more than one use.... it stops you rolling out of the bed. Or pissing on your slippers Dirty old goat at work reckons he rolls over and bangs one out onto the lino on the bedroom floor to avoid waking g the mrs That's appaling,who the fukc has lino on the bedroom floor.....its 2017 ffs 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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