neil b 2,330 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Left pub late last night and fanced a curry so into the local curry house, asked the fella for a chicken tarker, looking alittle confused he said do you not mean tika, nope I said a chicke tarker, it's like a tika just a little otter ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Ffs I've only read that joke ten time's on this site,but it's still funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil b 2,330 Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Tickled me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,547 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 the old ones are the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,667 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Walked into chippy once just before closing pissed up asked if they had any chips left When he replied yes we have , I said well you shouldn't have cooked so Many then and walked out pmsl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Made me grin a bit ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,485 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 There as bad as mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 I went to the Chinese and said "do you do chops" he said "pork or lamb" I said "karate"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 After six pints in the pub I said to the bartender "do you sell shorts"? "Yes sir" said the bartender. So I said "well I'll have a pair I've just sh*t myself"! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,622 Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 I was sat in curry house waiter comes over and says curry OK sir ? I said ffs I'm eating how do you suppose I sing as well. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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