DIDO.1 22,851 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 .... before sitting down! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,851 Posted July 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 ... working out how to get it out was the hard bit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Flush the fecker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 ...blow the toilet up....horrible f***ing things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,807 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Isn't that Rodney off flushed away? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,851 Posted July 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Flush the fecker. If it gets stuck and blocked the toilet I'd have to go back and get it out. I actually felt sorry for it, poor thing was shivering Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Lol in the slum where we grew up in remember lifting the lid to find a rat in the lav and running out screaming. My oldest brother grabbed a carving knife from the kitchen drawer and I remember him trying to stab it down the pan. Can't recollect if the knife ended up back in the kitchen again...? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I would need f***ing counciling if i seen that in my toilet lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,289 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Eat it!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,802 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 There are times when nothing will do the job like a good terrier .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,851 Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I forgot I had a litter picker in the vehicle.....so I held its head still with a stick and grabbed it's ear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratmanwan 66 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Called out to a Chinese take away Years ago when a rat had come in through his open back door. He'd spent half hour chasing it round and then lost it in his shop. I spent half hour looking for it to no avail. As I stood scratching my head his mum who was about 100 years old came shuffling past and went in the toilet. 2 minutes later there was a scream and she came running out like usain bolt. Looked in the bowl and there's the rat swimming round In p*ss. Always check the toilet first ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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