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I've heard a lot of tall stories and exaggerated shooting distances but I heard a cracker the other day. We've had builders here for over 2 months now and I've got to know a few of them quite well.

 

One of them is an airgunner but I don't hold it against him. :laugh: He has a PCP of some kind. Apparently he and his mate can shoot a tin can at 500 yards. :icon_eek: I repeated "500 yards?" and he said "Yes but I have to aim 3 or 4 feet above the can to hit it."

 

Fibber.

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You know that really used to wind me up you had a good permission treat the land and the owner with the respect they deserve and next time you go the farmer says Oh by the way i've gave Joe Smith permission he was out last week and killed 100 rabbits and you know there's barely a rabbit about the place , They are simply bull shitters and now are told and i walk away . Quite often you get a phone call months later asking you back as the bull shitters been found out or shot a farm animal :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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It's a shame that we get those wankers in the sport :rolleyes:

 

I'd have called bullshit in front of his mates.

 

If I did that every time an airgunner bullshitted, I'd be doing it as a full time job. :angel:

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It's a shame that we get those wankers in the sport :rolleyes:

 

I'd have called bullshit in front of his mates.

If I did that every time an airgunner bullshitted, I'd be doing it as a full time job. :angel:

Bollocks. We're all Dan Mills :yes:

 

Only yesterday I shot the left bollock off a pigeon at 123yrds - I just didn't do a write up because I don't like blow my own trumpet :angel::laugh:

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It's a shame that we get those wankers in the sport :rolleyes:

 

I'd have called bullshit in front of his mates.

If I did that every time an airgunner bullshitted, I'd be doing it as a full time job. :angel:

Bollocks. We're all Dan Mills :yes:

 

Only yesterday I shot the left bollock off a pigeon at 123yrds - I just didn't do a write up because I don't like blow my own trumpet :angel::laugh:

 

 

Was it "lasered" at 123 yards, or was it one of your estimates which means more like 18 yards?

 

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It's a shame that we get those wankers in the sport :rolleyes:

 

I'd have called bullshit in front of his mates.

If I did that every time an airgunner bullshitted, I'd be doing it as a full time job. :angel:

Bollocks. We're all Dan Mills :yes:

 

Only yesterday I shot the left bollock off a pigeon at 123yrds - I just didn't do a write up because I don't like blow my own trumpet :angel::laugh:

Was it "lasered" at 123 yards, or was it one of your estimates which means more like 18 yards?

 

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Neither. I paced it out. 123 big manly strides from my shooting position to where I found the tiny little bollock in the undergrowth :yes::laugh:

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