scothunter 12,609 Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Technically "You" don't join the masons! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 The mrs Dad's a doctor and they were after him for a while,he said they do look after each other. One story he told me is there was a crash with one driver suspected of being drunk,20 mins after the suspected man went into hospital a very senior consultant came in (on the weekend) and booked him in for a load of tests and told the police he's not fit to answer any questions or be breathalysed. Apparently both of them were free masons. Could be a load of bollocks,i'll never know one way or another. Oh it definitely happens. Where I grew up, our local psychopaths father was a landlord & Freemason......typically his sons prison sentences were a few months for all kinds of mad violence & got off one major crime, while his accomplices got a good few years each..... more likely a f***ing grass then. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,643 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Hahaha fck you lot talk some shit. I'm a free mason. I'm having a night away and just about to take the Mrs for a slap up breakfast. Tonight I'll answer any questions that you may care to ask. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,643 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 .....she's still doing her hair ffs! The masons is really just a grown mans dining club. They do massive amounts for charity. My lodge meets once a month and we raise a lump sum each time we do meet. Very little of this charity is publicised. Each lodge has its own way of doing things with regard to how many times they meet etc. Our masonic hall has 5 lodges that meet there. You are in effect welcome at any lodge in the world once your a member. A friend recently visited an Indian lodge. We don't worship anything. In theory you have to believe in a god of some description but once your in all discussion of religion and politics is banned, this gives people from all walks of life the opportunity to meet in peace and harmony. Is there corruption? Do we do business together? On the whole no. If that's what you want then join a golf club or business networking club. The secrecy? Funny handshakes? There are secrets, there are modes of recognising each other. These are no more that things to tie a group together. Boy scouts have a handshake, they may meet at a jamboree in a different country and do their handshake, they may kid themselves they 'reconised' each other....in reality you would only use these things when you already know who someone is otherwise you would just look a cock. Getting off speeding fines etc?? Bollocks ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tell her no need to do her hair mate. You're only taking her for a sausage Mcfuffin lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,550 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMRqQ6ScP0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,643 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tell her no need to do her hair mate. You're only taking her for a sausage Mcfuffin lol Weatherspoons lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tell her no need to do her hair mate. You're only taking her for a sausage Mcfuffin lolWeatherspoons lol Dont you have to be of some tips of importance to join or be invited no disrespect to you as far I know you could be a rocket scientist lol just I always thought there had to be some importance in society to join like a doctor etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 I know a few bucket men in the masons and even c**ts who rarely work at all lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,643 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tell her no need to do her hair mate. You're only taking her for a sausage Mcfuffin lolWeatherspoons lolDont you have to be of some tips of importance to join or be invited no disrespect to you as far I know you could be a rocket scientist lol just I always thought there had to be some importance in society to join like a doctor etc No not at all. You would be expected to have a settled life I suppose. A career or secure job, family man etc. This so only so there is less of a chance of a major change in your life meaning you couldn't remain a member. Your expected to be able to support yourself and your family first and foremost. You could be a bin man and it wouldn't matter, you would still be welcome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CushtyJook 1,097 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tell her no need to do her hair mate. You're only taking her for a sausage Mcfuffin lolWeatherspoons lolDont you have to be of some tips of importance to join or be invited no disrespect to you as far I know you could be a rocket scientist lol just I always thought there had to be some importance in society to join like a doctor etcNo not at all. You would be expected to have a settled life I suppose. A career or secure job, family man etc. This so only so there is less of a chance of a major change in your life meaning you couldn't remain a member. Your expected to be able to support yourself and your family first and foremost. You could be a bin man and it wouldn't matter, you would still be welcome. Thanks for clearing that up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,147 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 The mrs Dad's a doctor and they were after him for a while,he said they do look after each other. One story he told me is there was a crash with one driver suspected of being drunk,20 mins after the suspected man went into hospital a very senior consultant came in (on the weekend) and booked him in for a load of tests and told the police he's not fit to answer any questions or be breathalysed. Apparently both of them were free masons. Could be a load of bollocks,i'll never know one way or another. Oh it definitely happens. Where I grew up, our local psychopaths father was a landlord & Freemason......typically his sons prison sentences were a few months for all kinds of mad violence & got off one major crime, while his accomplices got a good few years each..... I know a lad who walked after breaking in and battering some kiddy who had been fast up his mrs-anyone one else would of had a proper stretch but this slippery f****r got a few hours community service-over heard his dad bragging in the pub how he "called in all his favours" my mother's oldest brothers a member so I've been told..atb dc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,643 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) The mrs Dad's a doctor and they were after him for a while,he said they do look after each other. One story he told me is there was a crash with one driver suspected of being drunk,20 mins after the suspected man went into hospital a very senior consultant came in (on the weekend) and booked him in for a load of tests and told the police he's not fit to answer any questions or be breathalysed. Apparently both of them were free masons. Could be a load of bollocks,i'll never know one way or another. Oh it definitely happens. Where I grew up, our local psychopaths father was a landlord & Freemason......typically his sons prison sentences were a few months for all kinds of mad violence & got off one major crime, while his accomplices got a good few years each.....I know a lad who walked after breaking in and battering some kiddy who had been fast up his mrs-anyone one else would of had a proper stretch but this slippery f****r got a few hours community service-over heard his dad bragging in the pub how he "called in all his favours" my mother's oldest brothers a member so I've been told..atb dc Personally I honestly can't see it. If you were the sort of person who could call in 'many favours' you wouldn't be the sort of person to brag about it down the pub. A mans character is plain to see in a relatively short time....a man likely to give of down the pub is unlikely to be well enough connected to get people of assault charges Edited May 14, 2017 by DIDO.1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caravan Monster 323 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Hahahahaha fcuking stone masons haha ye mean free masons ye ginger clown haha To be fair there is an organisation called 'men of the stones', that are actual stonemasons. I seem to remember they had a freemason type dressing up in aprons or weird hat wearing thing going on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,749 Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 That's total nonsense mate If a mason acted like that , he wouldn't be a mason long Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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