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maybe the guy who was selling the house really likes his neighbour

I can see why they got a "better vibe" off the other couple after the way you've reacted to them accepting someone else's offer...     Maybe lay off the marching powder before the next viewing?

So, they want you to wite da feeem toon, sing da feeem toon.......lol On ya go Dennis ! Pmsl

I got the missus to ring them and find out why. A woman had made a slightly higher offer and they accepted. She said that they didn't accept our newer higher offer to not offend the woman hahahaha, fcuking freaky c**ts. The missus is not happy with me sending the abusive message 5 minutes after she spoke to his woman. I'm in the dog house but I don't give a fcuk, I'm stuck working away and it's beer time me thinks.....

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Alright specky, give me the house for 50 grand and I wont wreck your wife's central nervous system and smash your face in is a reasonable offer aswell can't see why they refused it.

Bang out of order they are! I've calmed down nar, I'll find another pad sooner or later.

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I bet the blokes shitting himself seeing as I have it on good authority you are about 8 stone wet through ! Lol

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I bet the blokes shitting himself seeing as I have it on good authority you are about 8 stone wet through ! Lol

Your friend is obviously blind as well as thick as fcuk......

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When we was looking for a house we fell in love with this one but someone just beat us to making a offer so i gazumped the shite out of em lol ....it's ok when your on the winning end lol :thumbs:

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When we was looking for a house we fell in love with this one but someone just beat us to making a offer so i gazumped the shite out of em lol ....it's ok when your on the winning end lol :thumbs:

More fool them, they are missing out on extra money for the house.

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Its breezy out, mind you don't blow away ! Lol

I've had shits heavier than you lol, last time I was 8 stone was the last time you had a shag, moons ago.......

So, they want you to wite da feeem toon, sing da feeem toon.......lol

On ya go Dennis ! Pmsl

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Its breezy out, mind you don't blow away ! Lol

I've had shits heavier than you lol, last time I was 8 stone was the last time you had a shag, moons ago.......
So, they want you to wite da feeem toon, sing da feeem toon.......lol

On ya go Dennis ! Pmsl

My left knacker outweighs thee Mr Muscle....... ?

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Are you writing this from your hospital bed after "Speccy" came round and kicked you from arsehole to breakfast time?.......tell them to lower your dose of morphine, your hallucinating !

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