ArchieHood 3,692 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps?With the curtains open...?Is there any other way to do it? In heels outside Poundland? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps?With the curtains open...?Is there any other way to do it? I met my wife whilst wanking with curtains drawn back Have you ever been back to that Theatre? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,756 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely a pokey bum wank would be first thing you would do? Followed by 5 minutes of self loathing and a cigaretteNice to see somebody with there priorities in orderWell it might be your last lol An prob yer best, as never been a truer description of a danger wank, ever haha What not even when back door fred was galloping down the final furlong the deranged mule Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,754 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I have holidays today so milling around my gaff cleaning up... suddenly this almighty fuucking alarm starts going off in the barrio/area. Never heard anything like it in real life but my brains first thought was air raid siren or similar type Instantly I started packing my rucksack without any thought. Started to leave, planing a route to my daughters school. As I was leaving.... I bumped into an old chap who lives next door and asked wtf is this siren.... apparently Spain has these alarms all over and test them periodically I was ready in under 3 minutes and out of the door calm as fuuck in 5.... What would you ladies and gents do? first reaction shut that fkn noise off im trying to sleep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,756 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps?With the curtains open...?Is there any other way to do it? In heels outside Poundland? Leotard akimbo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,111 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Kanny. Who was your wife wanking with the curtains back when you met her??? ?atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,512 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps?With the curtains open...?Is there any other way to do it? I met my wife whilst wanking with curtains drawn back Thats why dogman didnt get out the car , ketcham shouted i will be out in a minute , and dogman thought sod that hes no even going to wash his hands Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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