j j m 6,553 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 bye the time i made my mind up with all the steroids the docs got me on it would all be over anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 527 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 change into my own clothes id hate to die with the wifes clothes on plus she doesnt like me wearing them. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Lynn 160 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 One of those situations where I don't know what I'd do unless it actually happened to me True. What we say we would do, and what we believe we would do is not necessarily what we would actually do. Thinking about it and imagining it will come nowhere near being in it. They only thing I can think, and hope for, is that my survival instinct would kick in and be as good as I pray it is in when the crap hits the fan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 My elsdest kid lives in Japan which is earthquake central lol ... every mobile phone in Japan has a siren in it which can be activated even if the phone is off or the battery is dead ... my advice to her was have a backpack ready to go with torch and spare batteries water small amount of food wetproof jacket warm jumper and a map of the safe zones ... have her mobile charging next to the bed at night and next to the bed have a pair of trainers on the floor trousers on top of them and a top on top of the pile so you can get dressed in seconds in the dark ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,676 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I'd rake the soil to a fine tilth and assume I knew my onions 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,817 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 We have those sirens in avonmouth near me as the place is a toxic shit pit, but the tests are done at the same time every month IE at 3pm on the 3rd of every month, people unfamiliar with it normally go into a bit of a panic when they first here it, so if I were you I would take note of the time and date otherwise you could be like one of those Chinese dudes that come out the jungle with there hands up forty years after the wars over Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 My elsdest kid lives in Japan which is earthquake central lol ... every mobile phone in Japan has a siren in it which can be activated even if the phone is off or the battery is dead ... my advice to her was have a backpack ready to go with torch and spare batteries water small amount of food wetproof jacket warm jumper and a map of the safe zones ... have her mobile charging next to the bed at night and next to the bed have a pair of trainers on the floor trousers on top of them and a top on top of the pile so you can get dressed in seconds in the dark ....... I know those Japs are clever but how the f**k do they sound an alarm on a phone with a dead battery? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely a pokey bum wank would be first thing you would do? Followed by 5 minutes of self loathing and a cigarette 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely a pokey bum wank would be first thing you would do? Followed by 5 minutes of self loathing and a cigaretteNice to see somebody with there priorities in orderWell it might be your last lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,667 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely a pokey bum wank would be first thing you would do? Followed by 5 minutes of self loathing and a cigarette Nice to see somebody with there priorities in orderWell it might be your last lolAn prob yer best, as never been a truer description of a danger wank, ever haha :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,493 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 They sounded them as a test Right ? but a test for what ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 We live next to a nuclear power station so we'd be in the car and heading out of dodge ASAP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps? With the curtains open...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Surely the end of the world calls for something more.....chokey pokey bum wank perhaps?With the curtains open...?Is there any other way to do it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.