mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I have holidays today so milling around my gaff cleaning up... suddenly this almighty fuucking alarm starts going off in the barrio/area. Never heard anything like it in real life but my brains first thought was air raid siren or similar type Instantly I started packing my rucksack without any thought. Started to leave, planing a route to my daughters school. As I was leaving.... I bumped into an old chap who lives next door and asked wtf is this siren.... apparently Spain has these alarms all over and test them periodically I was ready in under 3 minutes and out of the door calm as fuuck in 5.... What would you ladies and gents do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Get a dictionary and look up what a barrio is lol 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I added area ffs ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Serious question fuucker so stick to it then add your crap midget jokes you lanky fuuckin jock ???? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arcticgun 4,548 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 roll a joint and see what happened next 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Did you feel like a bit of a c**t when you realised what was actually happening cos I would have haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulnix 426 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 If happened out the blue without any build up of tensions between countries to put us on some sort of war footing I'd of probably done absolutely naff all. Living where I do right next to a navy helicopter base we were used to hearing attack sirens go off testing several times a month for training, plus we had the early warning system and siren installed in the farm for the civil defence so we were often privvy to how much threat there was of an attack, we often went out and "tested" the siren just to see how hard you could wind it, if something did happen we always used to say living where we do in between a navy base and a deep water port we'd be vaporised in the first day of any nastyness anyway. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Did you feel like a bit of a c**t when you realised what was actually happening cos I would have haha I did Dave and I also thought "wow psycho" :laugh: :laugh: I have had no training for this apart from my own mountain/survival type. For some reason calm as hell, I decided in seconds to pack and leave Genuinely, I can't explain my reaction. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,098 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Get my realtree on and pick up the gerber gator.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Straight to my Ipad, google Hunting Life & see what was reported in the general section, then post advice request? 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green dragon 701 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 roll a joint and see what happened next Sounds like a plan lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,112 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Wait for Godzilla stumbling over the horizon safe in the knowledge dogfox was on his way to meet him at the nearest racecourse And in the unlikely event of him escaping instant death there , his fate would be documented by a Star Wars fanatic with a HW 97k and no girlfriend in the air rifle section on here 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I should have guessed there'd be no serious answers :laugh: :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 One of those situations where I don't know what I'd do unless it actually happened to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,186 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 One of those situations where I don't know what I'd do unless it actually happened to meBurn some toast an see if ye grab yer go bag or just cover your ears when smoke alarms come on?? D, I am not messing when I say this was loud and everwhere. Everything went through my head.. fire alarm burgular etc but there was only one thing it sounded like and I've never heard it until today. Jokes aside, I guess military you are trained to react to it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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