DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Judging by my pm's I must be next lol ......You'd be impossible to find, I mean you did 10 tours of Northern Ireland on ya Dell Computer..... lol I've done a lot more in my life than you have you sad little wannabe lol ....... You've done nothing Colonel Sanders...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 What I think happened is this. Katchum was walking around the racecourse with the dog. A car came screaming into the car park and out jumped freddy the frog AKA dogfox AKA dogman. And started walking towards katchum shouting I'm gonna crack your jaw you c*nt. Katchum then threw a super quick 6 shot combo. That dropped freddy like a bad habit. Katchum then stood back clipped the dog back on the lead and started to walk off. He then heard a muffled voice. Oi ya c*nt come on ye troll Katchum then delivered a very accurate kidney punch to the back of freddys head. And freddy slumped to the ground lights out. A real life TOLC event took place. That will go down in thl top 3 threads of all time. Freddy get back on the pads and train hard son. I think fitness was your shortfall. Kidney punch in the back of the head? No that accurate then...? He's dyslexic mate please forgive him. That joke was a cracker off him. A man walks into a bra....... ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Judging by my pm's I must be next lol ......You'd be impossible to find, I mean you did 10 tours of Northern Ireland on ya Dell Computer..... lol I've done a lot more in my life than you have you sad little wannabe lol ....... You've done nothing Colonel Sanders...... Oh yhea I forgot you know all about me don't you Malcom lol ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 What I think happened is this. Katchum was walking around the racecourse with the dog. A car came screaming into the car park and out jumped freddy the frog AKA dogfox AKA dogman. And started walking towards katchum shouting I'm gonna crack your jaw you c*nt. Katchum then threw a super quick 6 shot combo. That dropped freddy like a bad habit. Katchum then stood back clipped the dog back on the lead and started to walk off. He then heard a muffled voice. Oi ya c*nt come on ye troll Katchum then delivered a very accurate kidney punch to the back of freddys head. And freddy slumped to the ground lights out. A real life TOLC event took place. That will go down in thl top 3 threads of all time. Freddy get back on the pads and train hard son. I think fitness was your shortfall. Kidney punch in the back of the head? No that accurate then... Lab.katchum threw that punch with pin point accuracy.And dropped the best lb for lb pad man on thl. Feck it i might aswell throw this word in aswell.FACT lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 You lot need a good ol' day at the nags to help build some bridges ..... I read somewhere that Catterick racecourse has got it's next meet on the 14th April I think its the 12th buddy, just sayin like.... haha Hahahahaha is that the picture you took at 9:30 after you crept out of your hiding place to make sure the coast is clear. You live 5 mins away from there like you said.. ... ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Judging by my pm's I must be next lol ......You'd be impossible to find, I mean you did 10 tours of Northern Ireland on ya Dell Computer..... lol I've done a lot more in my life than you have you sad little wannabe lol .......You've done nothing Colonel Sanders......Oh yhea I forgot you know all about me don't you Malcom lol ...... I know you're a little garden gnome that would be about as useful at war as King would be on Countdown...... ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 A pair of blatherers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mroak 130 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Dogfox don't get riled up. This topic is just going to be a bear poke for you just enjoy the banter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Dogfox don't get riled up. This topic is just going to be a bear poke for you just enjoy the banter I ain't riled up, I love to do the winding up don't forget that pal. It's only a bit of cyber fun. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick81 275 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I've been reading these threads and at first it was a bit craic but let's be honest there's grown men bitching on like school girls bit sad really , never heard so much shit in my life 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Judging by my pm's I must be next lol ......You'd be impossible to find, I mean you did 10 tours of Northern Ireland on ya Dell Computer.....lol I've done a lot more in my life than you have you sad little wannabe lol .......You've done nothing Colonel Sanders......Oh yhea I forgot you know all about me don't you Malcom lol ...... I know you're a little garden gnome that would be about as useful at war as King would be on Countdown...... Cmon then malcom regale us with your heroic exploits from around the world ... you can start with the dangerous mission you had driving through mine infested fields with a couple of fat fukcers and pot licking dogs in the pursuite of dangerous roe deer lol ......... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I've been reading these threads and at first it was a bit craic but let's be honest there's grown men bitching on like school girls bit sad really , never heard so much shit in my lifeYep, this thread might make it till morning but will definitely end up getting locked. Funny thing is the title of the thread is 'Quiet tonight' lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Socks getting the supplies ready after landing in Iraq...... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 Socks didn't shoot to kill, he shot to knee-cap......... ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,705 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 I've been reading these threads and at first it was a bit craic but let's be honest there's grown men bitching on like school girls bit sad really , never heard so much shit in my life yeah its quite cringey some of it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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