Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Especially with that cow. And don't dare raise your voice at your kid or she'll divorce you and accuse you of child abuse. Vile rubber lipped woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 They are not all his kids three are from Cambodia and Ethiopia , i bet racial tension caused the split . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C556 351 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 I dunno what folk see in her, I've never found her attractive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 She was when she had tits. Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooching Celt 659 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Bet he wished he had stuck with Jennifer Aniston..........she looks like more fun 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haiddheliwr 1,911 Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Bet he wished he had stuck with Jennifer Aniston..........she looks like more fun Now you're talking mate yum yum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Oh yeah. Jennifer Aniston is fit, but she looks like she might be a bit psychotic, but we can't have everything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dark-destroyer-85 636 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 I'd smash pair of em 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,590 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Angelina used to like playing with knives during sex before she met brad according to Billy Bob Thornton. Normally when my missus says that or no I just wait till she is out and do it, Then if she wants it different she has to do it herself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mooching Celt 659 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Oh yeah. Jennifer Aniston is fit, but she looks like she might be a bit psychotic, but we can't have everything. They all psychotic......anything that bleeds for 5 days and don't die can't be quite right 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Gave up working them out, but hey just do as they do! Play them at there own game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 What's the matter with all you fannies .Do your own thing after you've done the washing up . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 I'd smash pair of em Yeah i'd do them a favour if they asked nicely. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,375 Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 How about what men say but don't really mean, two biggest male lies are cheque.s in the post and just suck it a little bit I promise I won't come in your mouth, we are all the same, most people say what they think folk want to hear not what they really mean, it's the rules of life women just change the rules depending on were they are in there monthly cycle and when we finally think we have it Sussed out they enter the menopause and the rules all shift again, the ideal woman shags like a sack of rattle snakes and turns into a pizza at midnight but they are very rare, the only man that should have all the answers is Benjamin button, but he,s just been blown clean out by the bird above, so we are all fecked sorry 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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