BLACKBOB 9 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 When i got to put my finger up my arse to poke my old boy out for a piss. cheers bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ditch...why a bucket in ya kicthen? To catch drips from a leaky roof like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rusty 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 i know it,s winter when my knees start creaking and aching being an old bugger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spinner 0 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 My fingers go pure white within 2 mins of being outside then take hours to defrost Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ditch...why a bucket in ya kicthen? Because it's f*cking cold out there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,527 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Ditch...why a bucket in ya kicthen? To catch drips from a leaky roof like? I've got horrible visions of an old guy curling one out in a bucket in the kitchen coz he doesn't fancy the trip to the outside facilities :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted December 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Ahh i see Ditchy cos you have a outside Lav Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 I've got horrible visions of an old guy curling one out in a bucket in the kitchen coz he doesn't fancy the trip to the outside facilities :sick: You c***!!! I nearly f*ckin Died laughing at that! F*ckin tears streaming dowmy face here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlueCoyote 0 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 (edited) when you look forward to that warm toilet seat.. despite the green cloud left over from the last occupant? when the shampoo turns into jell-o? sure you may notice i live in florida, but that isnt the southern portion. i grew up with no heating in the house... and we hit freezing temps frequently in winter..... this time last year it was the same as i described above... frozen shampoo, ice cold toilet seats, frozen pipes, poor dog's teeth chattering INDOORS.. my senile grandmother who couldnt tell you what day it is shouting from under the covers "AINT WE GOT ANY HEAT IN THIS DAMN HOUSE???" ... no granny... you have the only space heater on this God Forsaken hill! i had a coon hound when i was a kid that refused to get out of her box to eat breakfast during winter. she would peak over the edge at me.. glance at the food.. then curl back up and not come out till noon.. Edited December 16, 2007 by BlueCoyote Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullmastiff 615 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 When i got to put my finger up my arse to poke my old boy out for a piss. cheers bob LMAO!! Now I'm goin to have to pinch that one!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bobsuperdog Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 you can tell its winter becuase the lamps on charge the dogs are looking lean the freezer is full of meat and im never to be seen i wish the fecking lamps nackerd the dogs as fat as feck the freezers nerly empty and i think ive broke me foot now thats more like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ldh 0 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 (edited) you can tell its winter becuase the lamps on charge the dogs are looking lean the freezer is full of meat and im never to be seen i wish the fecking lamps nackerd the dogs as fat as feck the freezers nerly empty and i think ive broke me foot now thats more like it i can tell it winter cos the other half opens more windows as it gets colder i get ice on the inside of me truck and have to get up half hour earlier just to sort it out and the boss decides nows the time for all the f**kin outside building and ground work has to be done then moans about how long its taking ............ and i cant fell me god dammed feet all day and none of me shooting buddies wanna go out cos "its too cold" ....... wimps however the moment we get even a couple of inches of snow everyones up and charging about like a bunch of flippin 2 year olds havin snowball fights and seeing just how far we can get our 4x4s going sideways lee Edited December 16, 2007 by ldh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 I'm a plasterer, I know it's winter when I have to start putting lime in the render. I know that's not going make any sense to 90% of people though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
apollo 9 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 i can till its winter because evey f**king switch in the house is on 24 hours a day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fish 148 Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 i can till its winter because evey f**king switch in the house is on 24 hours a day sounds like my house to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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