stumfelter 3,034 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 After watching an advert on sky I decided that the time was right for me and the wife to 'adopt' a snow leopard, imagine my dissapointment when after three days of not receiving my big cat I phoned sky to be told all I would receive would be pictures of 'my' leopard and a cuddly toy. It seems like now the leopard scam has run its course they're trying the same trick with jaguars. They'll not catch me twice and I'd advise anyone wanting to own an apex predator to try a more reputable outlet. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 When it was Tigers you got a cuddly toy and an Esso poster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,112 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Pissed my self at that one ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,768 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 When it was Tigers you got a cuddly toy and an Esso poster. And tokens to save up for a mattress or a toaster 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I've moved on from the big cats now. I'm sponsoring orca.for £3 a month. But what puzzles me is what are they going to do with my £3. I'd like to think they will buy 2 mackerel and sail the seas looking for my orca then throw him the mackerel. But £3 will only go so far. Maybe they will throw him a sardine. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,768 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I've moved on from the big cats now. I'm sponsoring orca.for £3 a month. But what puzzles me is what are they going to do with my £3. I'd like to think they will buy 2 mackerel and sail the seas looking for my orca then throw him the mackerel. But £3 will only go so far. Maybe they will throw him a sardine. They'll be paying their mortgages, buying cars, and having holidays with the donations, when money comes in honesty goes out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 The thought of someone opening their front door and finding a big wooden crate with a pissed off snow leopard in it made me laugh 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I've moved on from the big cats now. I'm sponsoring orca.for £3 a month. But what puzzles me is what are they going to do with my £3. I'd like to think they will buy 2 mackerel and sail the seas looking for my orca then throw him the mackerel. But £3 will only go so far. Maybe they will throw him a sardine. They'll be paying their mortgages, buying cars, and having holidays with the donations, when money comes in honesty goes outFeck em then. I will buy a kayak and find them myself lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,564 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 its all a con Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Iv got one here ye can buy for 1000, a one ofc payment, even covers shipping an a cage, just pm me for paypal details.. Haha, sorry couldn't resist! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,846 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 The thought of someone opening their front door and finding a big wooden crate with a pissed off snow leopard in it made me laugh There was a comedy show on once where people who sponsored an African kid found a black child in a box on there door step....Wish I could remember what it was on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,923 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Your all fools you should be investing in land on Jupiter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMan85 722 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Your all fools you should be investing in land on Jupiter You're full of gas you are. ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 The thought of someone opening their front door and finding a big wooden crate with a pissed off snow leopard in it made me laugh There was a comedy show on once where people who sponsored an African kid found a black child in a box on there door step....Wish I could remember what it was onSouth Park , they adopted an Ethiopian because you get a free sports watch and they only wanted the watch but Starvin Marvin the Ethiopian arrived in the post with the watch.??? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,112 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Dido. I think it was Trigger Happy with Dom Jolly. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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